Whatever I Want, Punk!

Hello, my name is Ben, I'm 17, I'm a fairly awkward struggling socialite, a MASSIVE gamer, and an aspiring author. You'll mostly find my blog to consist of funny social situation reblogs, as well as Attack on Titan, gaming in general, and the...

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[jojos-bizarre-spencer]

WHAT THE FUCK

[brendenfraser]

i’ve been staring at this gif of the rock rolling his eyes for like 5 minutes

it’s such a perfect eyeroll. like it’s not sloppy or anything. his eyes make a perfect half rotation followed by a quick look of ‘whatever’ in one smooth motion.

and the look directed at the camera right after.

so much sarcasm. so much sassiness. 10/10.

this is my aesthetic.

[thegoodvybe]

[kittycatman]

I get a lot of people asking me what kind of perfume I wear and finally I’m sharing my secret.

[satanicvaginas2-deactivated2020]

[pewdeepie]

shut up mom this is who i really am!!

just drive me to hot topic

[kevinokevinokevino-deactivated2]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Clever Pregnancy Announcements (images via grabmenow) Previously: Like Father, Like Son

[gifbro]

[sweettweek]

I LAUGHED TOO HARD AT THIS

[omega3]

IXNWINSKAKAOAOAAKAUD

[yunisverse]

Crimmus gift to my mom, featuring nonspecific fun characters who definitely aren’t from anything

[outofcontextarthur]

[dinglerumpus123-blog]

same

[justbadpuns]

Sex while camping is fucking in tents..

[thatsabood]

So I there’s a bridge near my house, and a couple of months ago, I was going to jump off it. When I got there, I saw some people sitting down on the bench not too far from the bridge with their backs turned to me. 

I thought this was weird, since I never see anyone around the bridge. I didn’t want anyone hearing/seeing me and try to come to my rescue, so I waited an hour. When I got back, they were still there. I moved on and forgot about jumping off. Now, a couple of months later, I went for a walk. When I reached the bridge, I saw that the people were still there. They were still the same, backs turned to me with brightly colored coats. I took out my ear buds and called out to them. They didn’t move. I got a little closer and, when I got close enough, I realized that they cardboard people. 

Whoever put those there, I want to thank you for saving my life, you weird ass mother fucker.

[fuks]

✋🐝

[riversurface]

oh my god I literally gasped

[noirjazzper]

bees bees bees

[dvlshyt666]

I dream of a trip to Barcelona!