I'm going to dab on everything you love

Hi! My names Maria! I'm a 16 year old weeb with no life who cosplays, fursuits, preforms and draw stuff, I'm not very good with my words so people don't find me very interesting but i'll continue to try my best. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Hi. I went shopping yesterday and spent 30$ on a cow head.

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the clique when Heathens plays

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I can’t stop watching this

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THE SEQUEL TO THIS IS HALLOWEEN

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Petition for Harley and Croc to reenact this in Suicide Squad 2.

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I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

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tHE DOG THE DOGS THE FUCKING DOGS

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Tumblr’s love affair with comic sans and stars.

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just adding a few to the collection

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reblogging for reference.

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adding some more

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adds some

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what the fuck

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These speak to me on the highest spiritual level

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THAT LAST ONE OM XDDD

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@smutav @snaildipit-ace

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⚡ More adventures as Spark ⚡

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Kinda forgot about these pics, but these are the Saturday pics I took at JAFAX 2016. I was Kuroo~ I met so many other Haikyuu cosplayers, it was funny cause I swore there where even more on Friday and that number was like half Saturday.

Feel free to message me if you see yourself and I'll tag you yaaaa

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pure

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So I ran into quite a few DMMd cosplayers, both people I've met at previous cons and brand new to me but we are all buddies and hung out the entire con together. To sum it up, we where pretty darn gay together. It was great.

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AAAAH Jafax 2016 was so fun (Other than the 3 hour wait to get registered) so my whole "Who im gonna be each day" schedule was totally backwards due to that. Did manage more Noiz selfies tho, and a group pic with my friends and our DMMd cosplays, but I'll post those separate.  Got some pics of my Kuroo cosplay too, I'll post my selfie pics separate from my pics with other haikyuu cosplayers as well.

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Met some amazing cosplayers at jafax! 

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if teenagers are ever being mean to you just pull out any miscellaneous item you have on you at the moment and make up some bullshit term to scare them

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teenagers: we are going to punch you me *pulling out spoon*: have you lot ever been Uncle Jimmied

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teenagers: we are going to kick you me *pulling out an electric toothbrush*: have you all ever experienced a Norwegian Christmas…

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teenagers: we are going to unlawfully take your money me *taking car keys out of my pocket*: say, have any of you ever had a Pacific Ocean Garbage Patch…….

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teenagers: we are going to call you mean names me *taking Costco brand pair of socks out of my purse*: it’s been a while since i gave someone a Tropic Of Capricorn………….

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teenagers: we’re violent just for the fun of it ! me *microwaving a hard-boiled egg*: you’re all about to get a Matthew Broderick Jr.

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teenagers: we are going to spread rumors about you me *getting out my tube of rash cream*: don’t force me to give you a Chinese Whistling Garden

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teenagers: we are about to physically assault you me *pulling out cantaloupe*: seems like you rapscallions have never heard of the Screaming Astronaut

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teenagers: we are going to commit felonies me *pulling out handfuls of spaghetti*: I’m sorry you all have to experience the Kansas Turnpike …

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teenagers: i am preparing to steal an automotive vehicle me *taking out a roll of dental floss*: keep this sort of behavior up and you’re going to get the Rick Astley’s Crochet

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teenagers: i plan to do acts of physical hooliganism! me *takes a Bop It out of my pocket*: I don’t normally do this but I’ll enjoy giving you a North Carolina Senator G.K. Butterfield

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I forgot to upload these heh, but I was pretty bummed out I couldn't make it to Colossal con this year all because my father said it was to large of a con to go to without him, I mean my mother was willing to take me while he was with my brother at swim camp ugh. So I forced my friend Danyelle to cosplay with me at the mall since I was missing out on so much fun. My makeup is pretty bad but it was quickly done and my wig doesn't look styled (it was but the spikes where to far back) but I promise by JAFAX I'll be a presentable Kuroo cosplayer ^^

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Oh yeah did I also mention I like to drag others down into the pits of furry hell? I like to do that. But how do I do it? I dab at people. I started dabbing in the headless lounge and I started a new squad. Theres like.... 6 of us. Dabbing. In the fursuit parade? We all dabbed at the camaras. Wanna pic? We dabbed. Rave? Dabbed the full song. Buy art? Got art of our characters dabbing. No joke we all got matching dab badges. This is just me and one of the squad members, Melo. We are trashy.

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Oh hey did I mention I was furry garbage? I'm furry garbage. And this piece of trash went to Great Lakes Fur Con 2016 this weekend and was on a mission to be the cutest trash at the con. I nailed it.

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First batch of pictures I took at Megaplex 2014! All photos were taken by myself. These are just raw pictures I didn’t bother to crop at all, so…yeah.

If you know any fursuiters, or even see yourself, please let me know so I can add in their/your names~ They’ll be added in as captions.

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Ahh wut I didn't expect to find pics of me on tumblr, wowwy :0

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My first thought is that Noiz is involved with this.