The Real Life of a Chitter

Hello and welcome! Name's Einnob, here in my little corner posting all sorts of gaming stuff and memes.

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[p0plyy]

crying

[carterbot]

I don’t know if it was allowed in other games but New Horizons lets me say “fuck” and I absolutely love this game.

[carterbot]

I figured I should come back and add the actual image.

[the-chitter-life]

[stelloids]

new horizons first day questions!

🍎 what native fruit are you hoping for?

🌿 do you have a preferred grass pattern?

✈️ what color would you like your airport to be?

🐶 who do you hope your starting villagers are?

🌊 where do you want your river exits to be?

⛺ where are you going to pitch your tent?

🏝️ do you have a name for your island yet?

🎫 do you know what your islander’s name and appearance is going to be?

🌳 after the opening sequence, what’s the first thing you’re going to do?

send an ask to the person you reblogged from so everyone gets to play!! i’ll be going through the notes and sending asks to people too <3

[ambigiousgelpens-deactivated202]

i gotta write a trope break where the dad’s favorite daughter gets a bf and instead of being suspicious the dad is like ‘YES. FINALLY. I HAVE A SON TO GO FISHING WITH’ ‘dad i go fishing with you every week’ ‘i know and i’ll always enjoy fishing with you more but I WANNA MAKE HIM FEEL WELCOME. COME ON SON LET US FISH’ 

[ambigiousgelpens-deactivated202]

instead of cringing the daughter’s like ‘i’m sorry if you feel weirded out by my dad but i love him the way he is and u just gotta man up and deal with my awesome cringy dad’

boyfriend, who doesn’t have a good dad: i know this and i love him

[ambigiousgelpens-deactivated202]

bf: are you going to tell me to not break your daughter’s heart or you’ll break my legs or something? 

dad: no i know you wouldn’t do it on purpose and it’s stupid to get mad at someone for an accident. also, i trust my daughter’s taste in men and understand that heartbreak is a natural part of relationships. you will both hurt each other, but what’s important is being mature, forgiving, and loving through it. now, do you want a hamburger or a hotdog?

bf, crying a little: both, please mr. dad

[ambigiousgelpens-deactivated202]

instead of groaning at the dad jokes everyone is DELIGHTED and the dad stands as the pinnacle of humor, as dad jokes deserve to. 

[cantina-band]

Watching twilight on a poorly hung projector. (x)

[smitten-miqitten]

My darling Rielle and her fuzzy friend. Don't tell Sid.

[new-purrizons]

With his name confirmed, this is all that I can think about

[spoon-crossing]

[kadabura]

Super excited that ACNH is just around the corner, so I made a few little spooky villager friends of my own : )

[kamikukisama]

[shiorimia]

smug boys that I want in my town ~

[averagefairy]

i love when people ask me “what are you anxious about” like…….about??? you think this is based on reason? rationality? never heard of that

[qushqween]

also applies to “what are you depressed about” like binch????????? everything???? Nothing???? Who knows????? Never had a rational thought in my life

[solarpunk-aesthetic]

This adorable little robot is designed to make sure its photosynthesising passenger is well taken care of. It moves towards brighter light if it needs, or hides in the shade to keep cool. When in the light, it rotates to make sure the plant gets plenty of light. It even likes to play with humans.

Oh, and apparently, it gets antsy when it’s thirsty.

The robot is actually an art project called “Sharing Human Technology with Plants” by a roboticist named Sun Tianqi. It’s made from a modified version of a Vincross HEXA robot, and in his own words, it’s purpose is “to explore the relationship between living beings and robots.”

I don’t care if it’s silly. I want one.

[human-aliens-collection]

Could you imagine a whole greenhouse full of these? I always thought of spaceship greenhouses as big stationary things, but imagine a rotating “sun” and a bundle of little, shuffling planters that come find crew member when their plants are dehydrated.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Steel/Grass Type

[crazyshitisay]

Horizon Zero Dawn prequel

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Detroit Become Gardeners

[alannah-corvaine]

i started this questline and this is all i can think about

[figport]

this is my only form of coping

[vectortothehairgel]