*thinking of something clever*

hi this is a side account. message me about stuff. please follow me I'm begging you. if you want to laugh, this is a good place

[goblinsatchel]

We love Alex Hirsch

[deaddolin]

why are people against being on the floor it’s good

[supergameboytwo-deactivated2016]

reblog if you support being on the floor

[boozehund-blog]

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

[wolfprud3-deactivated20170620]

FUCK this post and happy birthday sonic

[bitterblackboricua]

[memewhore]

[bowtais-are-cool]

[miiilowo]

GOD I FUCKING;LOVE. CHARACTERS

[miiilowo]

i see this resonated with a lot of you

[dingus-bingus]

Me with the cast of Stranger Things

[great-and-small]

Boobies definitely don’t deserve the unintelligent reputation they’ve been saddled with but I cannot deny there is something highly comical about the way they walk

[agirlandhisplatypus]

[newhologram]

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

[vulgareconomics]

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

[guavasaur-deactivated20141002]

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

[flamingomd-deactivated20240122]

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

SURVIVE

[thelegendofkungjew-archived-dea]

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

EVOLVE

[edwardspoonhands]

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

[coldswarkids]

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.

THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.

TIME DOES NOT EXIST.

BE.

[vegetapsycho]

Lmfao let this never stop

[andrearrrrr]

Achrioptera manga is a species of phasmid or stick insect of the genus Achrioptera, found only in a forest in northern Madagascar.

Stick insects usually blend into their background, but the male A. manga is blue, standing out against the surrounding foliage

[werewolf-mp3]

@dingus-bingus

[dingus-bingus]

What gorgeous colors....

[sorta-spaced-out]

June 15 is the anniversary of both the Night Vale and Gravity Falls pilots, as well as Vanessa Doofenshmirtz’s birthday and “give it up for day 15” day

[sorta-spaced-out]

[wonderlustbastard]

happy birthday to the only things ever

[nb-nightwing-deactivated2022111]

And love händel reunion day and Linda and Lawrence’s anniversary

[bees-buzzy-blog]

Hey.

[dingus-bingus]

Lgbtq+ folks will see a holo pokemon card and say "omg (pokemon name) says gay rights" and I love it

[yagodichjagodic]

This is so important to me

[dingus-bingus]

[toastbutteregg]

[notallmensheviks]

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

the person reading this is going to survive the rough patch they’re going through

[whilommm]

banana

REBLOG to get the banana

IGNORE for potassium defeciency

[penuswilliams]

daylight should just focus on herself