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citrus-moonlight

Phthalo green my beloved.

why is it called a "stick" of butter. that is blatantly a The Ingot

nymphoutofwater

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

kosmogrl

the urge to go to bed at 6pm these days is insane

kosmogrl

like, it's pitch black outside at 5pm, what am I supposed to do??

cyberxbattalion

cheaphalloweencostume

jumpscared by scrolling past a picture of the inside of my apartment posted by a stranger on facebook

crawly

The everest chronicles

crawly

officiallordvetinari

byjove

Your boyfriend starts mumbling in Latin in his sleep and it scares the hell out of you but upon translation he’s introducing himself, inquiring on the price of grain, attempting to sell dormice, brainstorming silly Saturnalia gift ideas. In his sleep he somehow becomes a 1st century BC plebeian, of modest means but with a pleasant outlook on mundane life.

fuckmarrykillpolls

so my sister's dog is named communist gun, but we call him red. right? and every once in a while when she wants him to jump on someone she goes "red scare!" and recently ive been trying to get him to jump on people when i go "mccarthyism!" but it's not working yet

fuckmarrykillpolls

oh this is absolutely the wrong blog. please ignore

dat-physics-gal

i literally couldn't ignore this if i tried

ctimenefic

Seasonal Affective Disorder is just emotional scurvy, all my core wounds are reopening and they won't be fixed until the big lemon in the sky comes back

evilvarric666-archive

Smtimes your house is haunted because there's a ghost sometimes your house is haunted because you miss grandma and your mom misses her even more sometimes your house is haunted because the subtext of how the last owners decorated rubs you wrong way sometimes your house is haunted because you've sublimated the fact that you didn't want to move in the first place and Sometimes your house is haunted because there's a carbon monoxide leak. Lots of options.