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ive started to use english in ways that arent mutually intelligible to normal english speakers. i can see a dog and say “this guy is really the animal of our world” and its really about the vibes of what im saying rather than the words. if you cant understand it its your problem

ven0moth

if i was your boyfriend id never let you go. id sew myself onto your body. we are permanently bonded.

becausebirds

dingusmcningusthepingus

splish splish splish splish splish splish splish

unapologetic-autie

Executive dysfunction in a nutshell

scope-dogg

amegaotaku-hater-archive-deacti

simple way to know which houses to rob

sexhaver

this is like the polar opposite of smearing lamb’s blood on your doorframe to spare your firstborn

whisqrs

*walks back into the kitchen after a few minutes and i see the pot of water i put on the stove* grrr i hate spaghetti i don’t want it anymore!! >:( *knocks it off the sove and gets boiling water everywhere*

egberts

youtuber with a beard merch be like *silhouette of a beard*

angelhive

When it shpuld be a silhouette of a cock...

froganalogue

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angelhive

Whats not clicking

neonpigeons

you may not like it but this is the ideal form

disatisfying

artist-brauner

Courteous Passivity, 1935, Victor Brauner

Medium: oil

dystopia-arts-girls

Flight from Eureka alexiuss

glitterweave

wickedwonderlandd

I….excuse me???

queenlua

i know an engineer-type dude who said fiction bored him, because fiction is mostly-formulaic and tropey, and you can generally guess what’s gonna happen next, and yada yada

so his solution for this problem was… to solely read serial web novels in languages that (1) he did not speak, and (2) for which there was no actual translation, fan or otherwise

apparently, the combined forces of “trying to figure out WTF is going on via the power of Google Translate" + “cultural differences in storytelling conventions” + “the inherent randomness of where the hell amateur authors are gonna take their plots”—those all mashed up to make stories that were unpredictable enough to keep him guessing all the time

then he described to me this totally batshit-sounding Hungarian story he’d been obsessively reading once a week for years

and god i think about him all the time. like. that is the most wild way to process fiction that i have ever heard of, but also, i’ve gotta admire the sheer chaos energy of it

queenlua

like i tried to tell him suspense isn’t about having no fucking clue what’s going on, it’s about having expectations subverted in novel and interesting ways that nonetheless accord with one’s understanding of the story’s universe, etc

and he’s just like “no. suspense is when i cannot guess what is happening next, full stop. quantum physics is a suspense novel”