GM Wannabe

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

[hollowknightyuri]

[probablybadrpgideas]

Genuine question - can vampires survive off cum?

No, seriously, hear me out.

The general explanation for why vampires drink blood is that it's symbolic of life. Blood keeps you alive, blood is the sign of a living being, etc. But you know what else is very clearly and consistently symbolic of life around multiple traditions?

Semen.

It''s the fluid that produces new life, so multiple theological, mystical and cultural stories have it as connected to life energy, life, creation, etc. So it makes sense that a vampire should be able to live on it by the same symbolic reasoning.

This even explains why vampires are so sexual. If they can't get blood...

I don't know what to do with this question, but it makes perfect symbolic sense? So there you go.

Pencil

[elderscrollsconceptart]

Big things happening in my drafts

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

immediately and deeply obsessed with any mammal that adapts into the Sneefling Snorfer niche

Black and rufous sengi - Rhynchocyon petersi

Aardvark - Orycterops afer

Western long-beaked echidna - Zaglossus bruijnii

Star-nosed mole - Condylura cristata

Giant anteater - Myrmecophaga tridactyla

Russian desman - Desmana moschata

Short-beaked echidna - Tachyglossus aculeatus

[probablybadrpgideas]

Big bad who can only be killed by a cisgender, heterosexual adventurer in a monogamous relationship

Good luck finding a PC like that, you fools! Mwahahaha!

[mebis-art-dump]

Happy 9th Anniversary, Hollow Knight

[uesp]

One of the nice things about exploring the game files is finding little nice surprises that never made it into the games themselves. Like this little plesiosaurus in a fish bowl is just delightful!

[hell-alka]

"Spear" соmm

[weaponizedvirtue]

Holy crap, this is GORGEOUS.

[hollowknightyuri]

[pompous-old-windbag]

Silksong Theory: Hornet inherited her father's power of foresight

1. In Hollow Knight, Wyrms (like the Pale King) can see the future.

2. Whenever Hornet (or the Vessel) "dies," they are startled awake on a bench.

3. This "death" never happened, it was a premonition of what COULD happen, glimpsed when the player stopped to rest.

4. This is the in-universe explanation for why benches act like save points, and why Hornet is so fearless.

[measlyfurball13]

YOU. PREV. YOU'RE ONTO SOMETHING.

[foxes-in-love]

[probablybadrpgideas]

pencil has definitely advocated this on the podcast at some point, i'm sure of it

[probablybadrpgideas]

Every time a player makes a Harry Potter reference the DM hits them with a baseball bat painted with the colors of the trans flag.

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[badsciencejokes]

Nintendo was founded in 1889, making playing cards.

Coca-Cola was founded in 1892.

Levi's blue jeans were invented in 1853.

Dracula was published in 1897, set in that time.

We could have had Dracula wearing jeans, drinking a Coke and playing Nintendo and it would be accurate.

[cryptvokeeper]

[rubyandice]

Wamrth.

The True Scale of Whiterun.

Recreated by L.Torres (Lion Towers3d) in Unreal Engine 5.

[rubyandice]

The true size of Windhelm.

Recreated by L.Torres (Lion Towers3d) in Unreal Engine 5.