we don’t get the perfect happy lives

i don’t need the threat of damnation to fight for the right side

[elethart]

Finally some quality content in my portfolio

[voltaspistol]

[dokelsss]

even more land fish

[seashellronan]

the person who realised you could rearrange the letters in gossip girl to read “go piss girl” truly one of the great minds of our generation, madam your legacy

[english-history-trip]

[o-craven-canto]

It might seem weird and strange, or even vexing and annoying, but there is a tale and cause for the whole and totality of it.

[o-craven-canto]

curse and damn it, this is way too fun and amusing. It should be done with care and attention before it stains and ruins my whole speech and language

[fipindustries]

this is just my usual and typical way of writing text and prose. Why use one word and term when two can do the trick and fulfill the purpose?

[sailorbrazil]

thursday..... and i bet you wish you were her

[miniangel]

miffy with a pearl earring i adore you

[februarytrash]

[maid-photographer]

The more I get back into doing creative stuff the more I understand that one Fujimoto quote

[malpensante]

[letatlin]

for anyone wondering about the second quote:

[warcrimesimulator]

thinking about creatures.

[warcrimesimulator]

look at this thing

[warcrimesimulator]

Tumblr users will see some kind of animal or beast and just slam the reblog button

[otiksimr]

That is a banded linsang.

They sit very politely.

[greelin]

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

[yves-and-scessernee]

with faith and perseverance, one day we will sauté the horrors

[so-much-to-read-deactivated2025]

[half-giant-fighter]

[001x456]

a man and a woman can be strictly platonic friends. but a man and a man can’t be that. they have to have violent gay sex and be obsessed with each other. it’s the yaoi rule

[001x456]

a man and a woman can be strictly platonic friends. but a man and a man can’t be that. they have to have violent gay sex and be obsessed with each other. it’s the yaoi rule

[coincrown]

My Animal Crossing villagers! 🚸

[beemovieerotica]

one cool thing about having an autistic dad whose special interest is underwater spearfishing is that when he catches fish he'll just call up a nearby chinese restaurant like "hi. i caught a fish. can you cook it and i'll bring my family by?" and they're like "yeah sure come on over white boy" and the fish is delicious.

[beemovieerotica]

it's worth adding that my mom is chinese and she always gets embarrassed by this. like she doesn't want to come to the restaurant with us. she doesn't want to be seen with the white man she caught plus the fish that her white man caught. everyone who works at the restaurant thinks my dad is awesome and compliments him + her for choosing him and we all find this very fun except for her.

[pisces-core]

[packs-pngs]

[peachrunes]

[only-cat-memes]