we don’t get the perfect happy lives

i don’t need the threat of damnation to fight for the right side

[power-chords]

This Dan Piraro comic always makes me cry.

[desertedinurban]

High fashion Bleach by Deserted In Urban

[pizzafishandchips]

@toucansafari

[finalfantasyvii]

me with my quilava

[otiksimr]

Your quilava.

[blignick]

[ryan-sometimes]

Tumblr I need everyone to log in rn because the most important, quotable, instantly iconic celebrity post of the century just dropped

[ryan-sometimes]

A ship — a magnificent ship — full of gay men. And me.

I am furious, but I am sailing.

[gallusrostromegalus]

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

[starathsbunker]

#Helios was declawed by his former owners so he doesn't just slap things he dislikes like most cats#he really only feels confident in hissing at them#Especially because a lot of the thing he doesn't like are bugs and those are sharp sometimes :(#Selene has figured this out and now when she hears him hiss she sprints over the kill the fuck out of the bug#Helios has learned she will do this so he'll hiss at stuff louder and louder until she hears him#A nervous old man and his emotional support homicidal maniac tags by @gallusrostromegalus

I couldn't reblog without the tags because the context is hilarious

[gallusrostromegalus]

A Nervous Old Man (right) and his Emotional Support Violence Machine (Left)

Yes, he is more than twice her size. Yes, he is five times her age. Yes, he cries like a big baby until she kills Unacceptable Scary Things (earwigs) for him.

[victusinveritas]

[victusinveritas]

There's more:

[spicymochi]

pick a cartoon puppy to adopt!

[gaybichon]

i think i found my new favorite artist on twitter

(source)

[gaybichon]

👆 me

[55bata6rou]

[insaneandlovingit]

You would not believe your ass

If ten million largemouth bass.

[problemnyatic]

desired you while the women flee

[192929020202020]

[napalmdebt]

[talesfromaurea]

You guys are *never* gonna guess what this painting is going to be

[talesfromaurea]

Icy mountains...?

[talesfromaurea]

Okay definitely *not* a mountain

[talesfromaurea]

*drum roll* if you guessed that the final image would be an ice-type trex breathing fire at a normal-type trex with a glacial backdrop.......

you are right!!

[roseoilz]

translucent fabric sculptures by korean artist do ho suh

[teaboot]

FABRICCCCCC?!??!?!?

[mengyaosevilpussy]

tragedy enjoyers when a character upholds the system that they themselves were a victim of

[magic-coffee]

[blignick]