"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Mike Driver
pixel skylines
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Xuebing Du
Love Begins
tumblr dot com
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NASA
RMH
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Keni
styofa doing anything
One Nice Bug Per Day
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KIROKAZE
occasionally subtle
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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@dinopegger
you strike me as someone who could properly tile a roof if he tried and i respect that a lot
I firmly believe I could do anything no matter what
I meant more like a skill or something
are you implying there is no skill to breast milk?
I was really just hoping breast milk wouldn’t become a major part of this conversation.
TICKET TO HEAVEN | EP 3
proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.
My faceblindness is JUST enough that I'm not certain if this is Hugh Laurie or just a scruffy white guy with blue eyes but he's DEFINITELY doing the Hugh Laurie mouth thing so I'm about 70% certain it is
No that's definitely Hugh Laurie.
Oh thank god.
In that case, "You have to pay for liquor, but water's on the House"
reblog this to be an annoying faggot at ur followers
Affirmations:
- I do not feel well and I am probably going to die
- I am sick and dying
- Girl it is Thursday
ADULTS (2025-) S01E08―The Mail
astounded and awed and devastated and obsessed with the way that, as tanrak walks to the metaphorical gallows, he's repeatedly shown with a halo
carry your cross
Brian McFadden: Is Google Cooked? (via Daily Kos)
stupid busy at work today jesus
they want to fuck each other so bad it makes them enact increasingly complex crimes against each other in order to prove that they’re actually the one with the power that they’re one DOING the fucking & not the one getting fucked over
Okay, we got a new one, boys.
Close enough welcome back Chekov's gun.
Prev you can’t bury this in your own tags
ID: A screenshot of tags left on the tumblr post. They read "#it's actually kind of a reverse Chekhov's Gun #Chekhov's Gun says "If there is setup there must be payoff" #Asimov's Tail says "if there is payoff there must be setup" #and I think the tail is also important #a tail is not something you'd expect to see on a character unless explicitly pointed out #someone stepping on the tail not only reveals its existence but also tells us things about it #eg it's floor length sensitive and the character either can't or won't keep it out of the way of foot traffic #the upshot seems to be "acclimatise your audience to things they don't understand before you use them" #you don't need to explain how a gun on the mantelpiece works in the same way you need to explain how your protagonist's tail does" End ID.
i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny
i think taylor swift wishes she was bisexual because she knows it would make her slightly more money. whereas sabrina carpenter wishes she was bisexual so she could have sex with someone who looks exactly like herself. and ariana grande wishes she was bisexual because she did too many designer drugs on the set of wicked and now she has kin memories of being glinda for real
guy who is definitely not about to fall into a surprise midday nap with an aftermath worse than a hangover: it seems like a really good idea to lay in bed and get cozy under the blanket as part of my plan not to fall asleep. I do not know why.
