[memorycycle]

(to the tune of working on the railroad) iiive been working on the railrooad

[willgrahamscock]

Hey are you offended by the word bitch? I'm going to send you a hate anon, but I saw that you go by she/her and I respect women

don't let anything stop u from being a hater king

[willgrahamscock]

take your time

[gayvampyr]

[daily-spooky]

[theconcealedweapon]

[egberts]

i was about to talk shit on how impractical round food storage containers are when fridges are square but if we didn't have them then where would soup go? certainly not a square container

[vim-artisan]

i have soup in a rectangular container in my fridge rn

[egberts]

that's fucked up bro

[artofemmanation]

Kylo Ren in red for “Huevember”.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[definitelynotshouting]

having a snuggable animal in your home is like a constant minigame of ancestral persistence hunting, every morning this beast is getting yoinked from various parts of the house to indulge our daily ritual of bringing him back to bed for cuddling purposes. im like the doom guy in hell meme but instead of ronald reagan im looking for my cat

[definitelynotshouting]

is this anything

[melodespiza]

[deseos-de-la-via-lactea]

source

[utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat]

[lady-raziel]

Stop the fucking presses

[myownprivatcidaho]

whatever souls are made of, yours and mine are the same (insult)

[keychainjar]

[gettingintoknives]

mirror traps by hera lindsay bird

[screamingay]

fault lines, the mountain goats

[myownprivatcidaho]

[ID: tumblr tag that reads: this is the poetic version of i think i can make him worse

/end ID]

[snailspng]

Sun postcards compiled by Dick Seeger (1980) PNGs.

(source)

[deanwinchesterapologist]

They should invent a career path that isn't soooooooo scary

[meow-moment]

Me: So yeah, casual english has completely changed since then. Nowadays instead of 'There was a crying baby on the bus today' you would say 'Me when I'm in a being loud and annoying competition and my opponent is crying baby on bus.' And then you'd post this picture of Squidward. Oh, uh, Squidward is a guy from a cartoon-"

Reanimated Corpse of John Wilkes Booth: *Has been staring angrily at a penny for the last 15 minutes and not listened to a word I've said*

[cloudmancy]

I have to say it. 'enemies to lovers' started going down the shitter when people began treating it like 'people who kind of annoy each other to lovers' ENEMIES to LOVERS is about if two girls FOR REAL want to KILL each other

[originaldeadlysin]

I tried to get a pic of Nova and he must have been shaking his head during because WHAT THE FUCK

[dinosauroctopus]

jellicle form

[crazysodomite]

small talk? it was quite big to me. i love you