Dinosaurs > People

Just a queer they/them in their 30s A person. Sometimes.

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[anexperimentallife]

[labelleizzy]

Everyone reblog this. Mandatory.

[dragosballz]

movie called technically blonde where she goes to trade school instead

[inertial-reel]

No but you don't understand. Rocking up to Welding class with 100% barbie pink tools is such a POWER MOVE.

"Jeremy, I'd really like my orbital sander back ^_^"

"... didn't know it was yours..."

(Legit excited, no sarcasm) "Someone ELSE has the original Box 20-Volt Brushless Cordless Detail Sander with Dust Management?!?!?!?!"

"...no..."

Teacher walking up like "Miss Woods, is that a nail file"

(Elle, blasting compressed air to get rid of the nail file sand)

"Actually, its an emery board. But yes! :D It's a finer grit than what we have, and I've always found these easier to handle"

"...Ok, fair enough."

Elle making friends with the 6 year old daughter of one of her classmates. (Child care ain't cheap, I get it. Bring your kid to class)

Elle learning how to drive a forklift/motorcycle/semi-truck

Elle giving an impromptu lecture in the break room about what gifts to give their wives/girlfriends/mothers

Fucking laser cut "bless this mess" sign on her locker (I lied. It would totally be live, laugh, laser)

Elle's car breaks down and 20+ dudes coming out to show her how to fix it. (And realizing her mechanic is ripping her off)

Every single guy in the building filled with instant despair when she gets with one of the butch lesbians in the program.

Gimme plzzz

[beowulf22121]

Okay but the pink tool choice...

The only guy in trade school who didn't get his stuff stolen from time to time was the guy who wrapped the end of handles in pink electrical tape and sealed it on with super glue.

[dinosaursgowoof]

The struggle of being polyamorous but too fucking introverted to do anything about it

[iasip-enthusiast-2]

[onceuponawhine]

I filled out the paperwork to renew my passport and sent it for processing today. I strongly suggest if you're a U.S. citizen and you have a passport expiring soon-ish (mine was late 2025), you do it now, while the Biden administration is running the State Department. There are some fiddly bureaucratic requirements. If you don't have a passport and you're eligible to get one, consider getting one now. It typically takes several weeks to a few months, and the upcoming holidays probably will impact turnaround time. For eligible children who've never had a passport, plan ahead since in most cases you'll need documentation and both parents to sign off and attend an appointment with a passport employee.

I don't want to sound like an alarmist, it's just that if you need to leave the country in a rush because things have gone really south for you and/or loved ones, there likely won't be the luxury of time. Do it now, while there's a competent Democratic government in place, and no immediate threat. Don't do it when some blood and soil Trump appointee is heading up State.

[dinosaursgowoof]

You can’t fight if you’re underfed

[seal-of-unknown]

me, begging, tears in my eyes: please. please just tell me what the book is about. the plot. please

a book annotation on the cover, unfazed: A Subversive Masterpiece. A Deep And Touching Story. The New York Times Bestseller. Go Fuck Yourself

[bladdictedworld]

[rslashrats]

you know what day it is……….

[loveridden1999]

reblog if you're a sick individual who's attracted to women over 30

[georgeromerosanalcavity]

You live in a house decorated according to your url. What does it look like

[dinosaursgowoof]

This. It looks like this

[dinosaursgowoof]

Singing Family Line by Conan Gray at the top of my lungs is slowly healing my childhood trauma

[reptiliannastyboy]

here have this grond meme that my partner made

[ereborslionheart]

tolkien fans are insufferable because you’ll agree to watch the movies with them and then seven hours in they’ll say “omg my favourite character is about to appear!” and it’s a fucking siege weapon

[rohirric-hunter]

[shadetree-salesman]

I will not stand by while Grond, Hammer of the Underworld is slandered in such a way! 

[venowyn]

I thought tumblr was safe from Grondposting

[thespectacularspider-girl]

GROND!

[the-everything-man]

GROND

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GROND

[transmechanicus]

[randomtechpriest]

GROND GROND GROND!

[error-404-fuck-not-found]

grond is when you gotta change discs on the extended edition. grond signals snack breaks and a refill of the wine. grond is an omen of good fortune and some respect should be put on his fucking name

[tachyon-at-rest]

Behold GROND: the realm’s biggest hibachi grill.

[theeclectickoalastudent]

I shall always reblog GROND!

[sindri42]

GROND

[vivian-violet]

GROND!

[goldeneyesblind]

That really is how being in your 30s is like 😭

[escuerzoresucitado]