godimpissedoff

born at middle farm, raised by fanta and buzzfeed quiz results side is: @i-like-juice-bitch

[butterflypeaflowertea]

feeling this old mitski tweet so hard lately

[i-am-a-fish]

posture check! time to make your posture worse. it can always be worse. you can get shrimpier. inspiration if you need it:

[pardalote]

Finished stitching my Oversight series.

12 small embroidered poem-objects in wool, linen, cotton, silk, stitched on canvaswork mesh and edged in glass beads.

[dinosaursmate28]

why the fuck am i at school if 5/6 of my periods are study halls. what the fuck am i even supposed to be studying for.

[epiphainie]

lowkey obsessed with my own blog. it has all my favorite things and all the opinions i agree with. best place on the internet maybe ever

[hjartasalt]

Mods are asleep post forbidden tits

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Hhhhhhh

[anothermarkiplierfan]

Perfectly balanced as all things should be…

[0v9]

[lexeirikrleif]

[fruitloopghosty]

[offbrandbeethoven-blog]

i

[immortalcheesewedge]

balance

[encryptidarchivist]

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

[cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords]

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

[i-am-a-fish]

don't be mean to yourself that's you

[i-am-a-fish]

you live there

[danrifics]

thinking about how much more confident dan and phil have got about talking about their relationship in the last few months like if you watch the first episode of the podcast and the latest episode it’s like 2 completely different people it’s amazing

[dinosaursmate28]

and here I was thinking they were two different people the whole time !

[spring-siblings]

Happy birthday Tori!

[redstonedust]

went outside in the sun. drank a litre of plain unflavored water. jogged a little. saw a horse. you all WISH you were me.

[redstonedust]

10,000 pixels of horse. ↑ a treat from me to you. its on the hourse.

[whereserpentswalk]

Fuck hostile architecture, I want unhostile architecture. I want benches to be designed to be as easy as possible to sleep on. I want little places for pigeons to nest to be purposefully put on buildings. I want people designing public spaces to think about what they'd be like to skateboard on. I want "Please loiter" signs. I want people to be kind. I want...

[awritersbro]

We need cities that do not resent the fact that people live in them

[the-haiku-bot]

We need cities that

do not resent the fact that

people live in them

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[sadhoc]

first year in fandom: omg i love these characters.... and the story's so well written.... so much cool fanart and fic, i think i'm going to write some of my own

eleventh year in fandom: au where the character is a little jingle bell for sale on ebay for 8.99

[animentality]

[homunculus-argument]

Artfully layering an axe bodyspray deodorant and two different perfume oils to create a tasteful mixture of amber, oud, mint, lavender, moss and petrichor, producing a scent that smells exactly like damp, stale, rotting laundry.

[dreamsareliminalspaces-deactiva]

Reminds me of that tumblr user that made powdered milk with sparkling water and created instant spoiled milk

[homunculus-argument]

That was also me.

[adeline-wheat]

Do you know any other ways to speed ruin things?

[homunculus-argument]

I wish I knew any other way to do anything.

[pseudophan]

dan and phil's best trait is that they are both in love with pj

[keshaxdd]

TGWDLM is so real, if Lauren Lopez was my barista I would also fall in love with her