Benevolent creature

I'm guy

[amateur]

[pocketss]

big egg

[advosart]

Now where could my credit card be?

[shittysawtraps]

Hello, furry artist.

In front of you you will find a desk, paper, and various drawing implements, along with $500 in cash.

Amanda told me my fursona is, and i quote, "some sort of roadkill". I don't agree. I told her my fursona was cool and scary but when i tried to draw it, she laughed.

You have infinite time to draw my fursona, which i will describe using the supplies given. You can leave to take breaks if you want but please don't call the cops, this would be a really embarrassing thing to kill someone over.

And if it doesn't cost extra could you draw amanda's fursona in a trap, like that one across the room?

That's for a later guy, don't worry about it. Just... draw. Please.

[marinebiologyshitposts]

clownfish be like "i know a spot" and take you to a fucking deadly sea organism

[0rdi-deactivated20211118]

This post would’ve been a lot better if you didn’t say the f word. Grow up.

[marinebiologyshitposts]

yes hello i am very sorry to hear of your lack of satisfaction. if you'll just follow me to the suggestion box its just inside here

[sloppystyle]

[dipperdoodlin]

Meatballs be like fuck it we ball

[bringcal]

i miss vhs tapes and cds i miss feeding my computers and tvs yummy treats. now theyre eating nothing. theyre being born without mouths

[snackoons]

[dipperdoodlin]

Baba yaga mixtape

[gryldfyng-deactivated20260510]

this image cracks me up for no good reason

[ublock-origin]

[leefi]

[gitsor3010]

[dipperdoodlin]

"seperate the artist from the art" how about I seperate your head from your shoulders

[lycanthrop-ee-art]

still working on getting a clean print of this but for now you can see the printing block :] werewolves in love

[valmillion]

walks out of a bar covered in kisses and I say "you should see the other guy" and you look in the bar and he's dead in a pool of blood

[westenraskiss]

Normalize going into people’s ask boxes and ask them random ass questions.

Tumblr used to be so much fun with all the asks (anonymous or otherwise), and we need to bring those back, especially now that we finally have a half-decent blocking feature in place.

Ask people things! Message them! Don’t let tumblr inbox die! It’s one of the features that made tumblr tumblr.

[thisgameissonintendo]

omg if you feel like it you can always ask me random questions. i will answer all, this is literally the most fun thing ever (and i’m nice i promise)

[neetbunny-blog-deactivated20240]

Eventually on my blog , give it a few more days...

[sylvyspritii]

Hello, yes, do this to me please, ask me random questions, it's okay!

[the-quasar-hero]

Halfway through your trip your uber driver says “fuck this actually” aloud and teleports the whole car back to your original location and makes you get out.

[the-quasar-hero]

Your uber driver keeps quicksaving at every red light and stop sign.

[the-quasar-hero]

There’s no traffic, not a single other car in sight. Then suddenly your driver looks in the rear view mirror. There’s a car the opposite color with a license plate with the same text in reverse order driving directly behind y’all. Boss music starts to play and there’s a sizable health bar.

[the-quasar-hero]

Your uber driver is speeding along, drafting, drifting, using shortcuts, driving up those trucks with the ramps; you get to your destination 2 minutes faster than you expected. Your driver takes y’all back to the start, they know they can do that again. Faster this time.

[the-quasar-hero]

You’re stuck in traffic for a while. Your uber driver groans in frustration then starts doing a series of gestures, turning the wheel back and forth, manipulating the shift gear, tapping the gas and brakes. You get a notification on your phone that cheats have been enabled and you won’t get any achievements until they’re disabled. Your driver moves the car and upon touching another car it explodes instantly without dealing any damage to y’all.

[weavemama]

SHE IS A TRUE HERO 

[fluffy-luffy]

No, she’s a bitch is what she is

[weavemama]

what do u mean???? it was clearly an accident she even said “Oooppsss”

[blackmodel]

LMFAOOOO

[reducedrose]

Look, rather than being petty and destroying it, why not talk to the girl. Really ask them why they are using the confederate flag. But no, low level terrorism is the answer.

[peppylilspitfuck]

LOW LEVEL TERRORISM?

[capacity]

Low level terrorism

[wereralph]

ICONIC

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Morally correct

[thegreenpea]

Just a reminder that tweet has lasted longer than the confederacy