Some Secrets Are Just Things That You Keep

Queer. FTM. College Student. Seattle. Liverpool FC. England. Hiking. Camping. Backpacking.

[cupcakelogic]

oh no

[starsfelllikerain]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE SEEN ALL WEEK

[kelkel72]

[teenscoolest]

[erinlace-deactivated20200503]

[bone-and-brawn]

[official-lucifers-child]

no no that’s a bop, i love it

[flightyfinch]

“Woman!” cried I, somewhat tearsome,

“Who are you to stand so fearsome

With your wavy locks of auburn hair and eyes of emerald green?”

Quoth the woman, “I’m Jolene”

[thesevenumbrellas]

🦕

[thesevenumbrellas]

🌳………. 🦕

[thesevenumbrellas]

🌳……. 🦕

[thesevenumbrellas]

🌳… 🦕

[thesevenumbrellas]

🌳 🦕

Yum

[soldierofsirens]

🌳🦕 🦖

[soldierofsirens]

🌳🦕 🦖

[soldierofsirens]

🌳🦕 🦖

[thesevenumbrellas]

[lakevida]

on it boss

[zanmor]

step 1: mitosis

[stevenrogered]

it’s almost that time of the year again, so you know what that means

[gaynfl-moved]

[fullmetalfisting]

You know, that’s fair

[kulbashnaya-deactivated20140607]

[twlboaj]

bloopbloopbloopbloopbloopbloop

[psykedelix]

mine mine mine mine mine

[hoologan]

“Have enough courage to trust love one more time and always one more time.”

— Maya Angelou (via minuty)

[hoologan]

Me when I sign into Tumblr every few years

[catchymemes]

[biglawbear]

This is just the United States

[dognoselover]

im calling myself out on this one

[pitbolshevik]

the lochness muppet is my favorite nessie photo because its so fucking stupid looking i know its been dismissed as a hoax but god i hope it's real. i hope it actually looks like that

[pitbolshevik]

she said 😁

[catgirlasscheeks-deactivated202]

how do people ignore the bible verse that implies jesus is trans

[catgirlasscheeks-deactivated202]

[agnesmontague]

[lonely-lighthouse-ghost]

[anxietyproblem]

[gfwooyo]

i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic

[truestoriesaboutme]

Self-imposed deadlines don’t work either because I know the guy who set them and he’s full of shit

[truestoriesaboutme]

This is going around again, so I should say, I was wrong when I wrote this.

Actually, I know the girl who set them and she’s full of shit

[bisexualshakespeare]

Congrats on the gender. Get well soon with the executive dysfunction

[truestoriesaboutme]

OH MY GOD

(from @me-ndel​)