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@dipshitsoap
Shrek 2 (2004) dir. Andrew Adamson, Conrad Vernon and Kelly Asbury
happy May Day!
APRIL FOOLS >=) !!!!!!
"wow my dash is so violent today!!!... Oh wait it's March"
Brutus and his girlbosses getting real tired of the new kid on a power trip
this tweet sends me into hysterics
its fucking dember.
depression tips™
shower. not a bath, a shower. use water as hot or cold as u like. u dont even need to wash. just get in under the water and let it run over you for a while. sit on the floor if you gotta.
moisturize everything. use whatever lotion u like. unscented? dollar store lotion? fancy ass 48 hour lotion that makes u smell like a field of wildflowers? use whatever you want, and use it all over.
put on clean, comfortable clothes.
put on ur favorite underwear. cute black lacy panties? those ridiculous boxers u bought last christmas with candy cane hearts on the butt? put em on.
drink cold water. use ice. if u want, add some mint or lemon for an extra boost.
clean something. doesn’t have to be anything big. organize one drawer of ur desk. wash five dirty dishes. do a load of laundry. scrub the bathroom sink.
blast music. listen to something upbeat and dancey and loud, something that’s got lots of energy. sing to it, dance to it, even if you suck at both.
make food. don’t just grab a granola bar to munch. take the time and make food. even if it’s ramen. add something special to it, like a hard boiled egg or some veggies. prepare food, it tastes way better, and you’ll feel like you accomplished something.
make something. write a short story or a poem, draw a picture, color a picture, fold origami, crochet or knit, sculpt something out of clay, anything artistic. even if you don’t think you’re good at it.
go outside. take a walk. sit in the grass. look at the clouds. smell flowers. put your hands in the dirt and feel the soil against your skin.
call someone. call a loved one, a friend, a family member, call a chat service if you have no one else to call. talk to a stranger on the street. have a conversation and listen to someone’s voice. if you can’t, text or email or whatever, just have some social interaction with another person. even if you don’t say much, listen to them.
cuddle your pets if you have them/can cuddle them. take pictures of them. talk to them. tell them how u feel, about your favorite movie, a new game coming out.
Today’s Sunday.
you have to rb this on a sunday every time u see this on ur dash
Today’s Sunday
Today’s Sunday
It’s sunday, baby
Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?
It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!
It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.
Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this
Tumblr users will see a post mentioning a day if the week and just fucking black out and reblog it
happy black out and reblog posts monday
happy pride to people with ‘contradicting’ identities i love you and you’re doing it right
happy pride to people who don’t identify with any labels in particular i love you and you’re doing it right
happy pride to people who don’t want to be open about their identities for any reason i love you and you’re doing it right
went to the gender store but they gave me a fucking knock-off. im a waman now or some dumb shit. how to file a complaint with the ftc
We're so sorry to hear that you're dissatisfied with your purchase, Mzs. Yomi. If you return to the store within 30 days we'd be happy to exchange your waman for a gender of equal or lesser value. We just got in a new shipment of Flemboys, very fresh. Wemom and MILKs (mother I'd like to kiss) are very popular with our customers, and we have both Dutch and Hamme lesbians. And catboys are all the rage right now, yes? Well for those who can't afford the name brand, we have Hatboys. They're boys in hats. Almost as good!
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