þæs ofereode, þisses swa mæg.

𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖙𝖗𝖎𝖚𝖒𝖕𝖍 𝖔𝖋 𝖘𝖍𝖆𝖉𝖔𝖜 𝖎𝖘 𝖓𝖊𝖆𝖗

[gay-pippin]

[yorickish-deactivated20240226]

if I was a eunuch guard all the harem women would love me we would joke around about the royal family and just generally have fun shooting the shit together. they would say I'm "one of the good ones"

[yorickish-deactivated20240226]

I'd win "eunuch of the month" every month and they'd hang a portrait of me on the wall to let everyone know

[omtai]

Lolll *washes up unconscious on the shore* Yaaaaayyy

[wuntrum]

utility pole paintings for april / may / june !

[phantastische-illustrationen]

Artwork for Fantasy Newsletter, No. 32 January 1981 (Stephen Fabian)

[suigintou]

cutely emits a single ping

[virtualgirladvance]

[ante--meridiem]

Every night I ask myself "is it better to stay up and make sure something gets done, or bank on going to sleep early-ish and being more productive tomorrow" and then land on a worst of both worlds compromise.

[ante--meridiem]

This one is becoming a hit with the sleep deprivation fandom.

[cryptic-forge]

no leaves, but plenty of eyes.

inspired by me spacing out on a long drive & staring at trees. this happened earlier this year, and birches ended up growing leaves before i finished the doll.

all branches & roots are made of metal wire + hot glue, which makes them poseable and also keeps them from snapping.

[carmelcup2]

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[cosmic-radiocity]

Marcille and Falin in maid outfits figures and they can hold hands. What if I remembered suicide jokes are harmful to my mental health

[cosmic-radiocity]

Fuckkkkkkk

[frollosuggestions]

anywhere you go i'll Frollo you down

[wonderful-disney-recpies]

Frollo me down to the Los Angeles County Child Support Services office you fucking decrepit leech your son needs shoes

[retroactivebakeries]

the siege warfare princess wants to come over to your house and play ^_^

[retroactivebakeries]

[uncertainlys]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

[elexecution]

i got a new hairbrush today. diary entry of a girl from 1843. mama says a whole boar was killed to make this for me. think of that, dear journal. a whole boar slain for a little girl such as myself.

[savaralyn2]

[funstyle]

Gaga couldve just said lets have some fun this beat is sick i wanna take a ride on your penis dick. But she went with disco stick because shes a what? poet.