frodo baggins is a gay icon

i am stupid and gay and i love hobbits (they/she). also this is a sideblog.

[lilacbaggins]

yeah i love lgbt (legolas gimli bilbo thorin)

[lilacbaggins]

fucking obsessed with the big wave of notes i've gotten now that it's june 1st. happy pride month folks

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 4 POLL 13

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Frodo Baggins (The Lord of the Rings)

Hua Cheng (Heaven Official’s Blessing)

Voting ended onJun 3

PROPAGANDA:

[Frodo]

"Give him something else heavy and precious to carry."

[Hua Cheng]

"He would do anything for his gege… ANYTHING!"

"Would feel absolutely honored to carry Xie Lian's offspring. Also would prefer to take the burden unto himself rather than have Xie Lian go through the pain of childbirth. P.S. Childbearing pills that cause male pregnancy canonically exist in this universe, so it is entirely feasible that they could conceive a child if they wanted."

Hua Cheng propaganda from last season

[nickusks]

I drew myself a wallpaper for my phone💅

[lilacbaggins]

lord of the rings where everything is the same except every character is butch. just another day in my beautiful mind

[thefakebernadettebanner]

Happy 20th anniversary to They're Taking the Hobbits to Isengard specifically

[nadiajustbe]

Can't believe this hasn't been done already.

[busket]

someone add a few thought bubbles coming from sams head so both he and faramir are thinking about the pride flag

[liquid-pie]

[klngfili]

merry the fellowship leaves rivendell day to all who celebrate it

[borom1r]

i put more effort into this than i should have.

[gandalfthequeer]

the only time of the year this can be posted

[hamrikaa]

LOTR yuri 💍

[hacash]

consider this: given how much the hobbits are said to love legalese and documentation, I think when the shirriffs tried to arrest Frodo and company on their return Frodo should have just refused on the basis that they have no official proof that he is, in fact, Frodo Baggins

[hacash]

Head Shirriff: sir several times in the past half hour your companions have referred to you as Frodo’, ‘Mister Frodo’, or ‘Frodo Baggins’

Frodo: please, that’s circumstantial evidence at best

Head Shirriff: I’ve lived in Hobbiton for 50 years; I literally recognise you as Frodo Baggins

Frodo: yeah, but you’re clearly a biased witness. that wouldn’t stand up in a court of law, and I for one am very insulted by this slander that I look like Frodo Baggins

Head Shirriff: *vague whimpering noises*

[hacash]

Merry: Honestly, what is the Shire coming to when any respectable hobbit can be accused of the scandal of being Frodo Baggins?

[hacash]

Robin Smallburrow, having the most fun he’s had in over a year: clearly the only way to settle this is to get the proper documentation in order. sir, do you happen to have any certification proving that you are Frodo Baggins?

Frodo: sadly I don’t.

Robin Smallburrow: well I did the best I could

[hacash]

this post is being reblogged again so consider this: Sam, Merry and Pippin all pull an ‘I’m Spartacus’ and all claim to be Frodo Baggins, but of course the shirriffs can’t arrest them all because they only have one warrant for one Frodo Baggins’ arrest.

the chief shirriff bursts into tears

[dailykafka]

— September 22, 1917 / Franz Kafka diaries

[catgirltnrprogram]

WRONG. HOBBIT BIRTHDAYS

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRODO AND DILDO 🎉🎉🎉🎉

[dailykafka]

Sorry, Frodo and WHO?

[lycazart]

‘I wish the ring had never come to me’

[3798tadpole]

[lilacbaggins]

yeah i love lgbt (legolas gimli bilbo thorin)

[lilacbaggins]

fucking obsessed with the big wave of notes i've gotten now that it's june 1st. happy pride month folks

[uncomfortably-bowing]

sabrina carpenter: (doing a nonsense outro in middle earth) boy you're hotter than that mordor fire 🔥 finger in my Ring until you're tired 😉 shout outs to all my bitches in the shire 😘✌️

gimli: ack! haer voice....it's wunderful......

[nohomo-mrfrodo]

I don't know what this is from, but I thought it was Sam and Frodo.

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

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