ME MUERO DE FRIO

dos besos llevo en el alma, llorona

[dirk-john]

yo. i’m juice or dirk (he/him or it/its).

i’m fifteen, and i’m unfortunately a homestuck on main. i’m also latino, bi, and trans.

if i don’t want you to interact, i’ll just block you.

that’s all everypony ✨

[dirk-john]

woof i forgot i had this account. i'm literally 19 now wtf.

[ozonecologne]

i can't wait for destiel to go canon this year

[ozonecologne]

[ozonecologne]

[ozonecologne]

[illbean]

My Life as a Teenage Neo Samurai Chronicles of Dirk Strider: The Sugoi Years - vol. 2

[paperseverywhere]

wow it’s been a Long while since i’ve had strider feelings…

they’re good kids c:

[kabaks]

[kabaks]

@gaysails​ how dare you be funnier than my post 

[quibbs]

6 years what the fuck

[setheverman]

sliding into her DMs like 😍😍

[thebootydiaries]

why do u keep posting about me who are u

[partyrockin]

spoopy girl

[bitchbitesdog]

i kin this" "i kin that" have you kinsidered therapy

[nomorejust1ce]

hello ……… . …. .

[fruitegg]

commission for the INTERNATIONAL DIRKJOHN COALITION….

it is worth noting that tha full resolution wersion of this + progress gif + .psd file is awailable upon mine patreon for free as a bit of a taste test…..let me know what you think……………..

anyway thanks guys for commissioning me!

[officialspec]

dirkjohn and vrisrezi are the greasy weed gays of homestuck and thats just facts

[logarto]

if shes your girl then congratulations im so happy for you :)

[serfuzzypushover]

Trying

[warplanerubdown]

[drtanner]

I love this video so much. This cat, trying so hard to sip like a people. Desperate to sip like a people. Objectively incapable of sipping like a people.

[fluvii]

honeymoon

[gardengnosticator]

rose, sprawled across the bed, phone in hand: Siri, are nectarines just peaches for heterosexuals?

kanaya: Can You Ask Her If Kay Jewelers Has A Refund Policy Also Because Im Starting To Think That This Wedding Band Wasnt My Smartest Buy

rose, after about six seconds of typing: Custom engraved items are permanent, unfortunately.

kanaya: If I Offered My Wedding Band To A Humble Nectarine Farmer In Exchange For Her Wares How Many Barrels Of Delicious Valid Fruit Do You Think I Would Leave With

rose: Maybe like four?

kanaya: Hmm

kanaya: Do You Think I Could Persuade Her To Bump It Up To Five

rose: You’re really stanning these cheap imitations? They’re corporate fruit, Kanaya.

kanaya: Oh But You Were Completely At Peace With Them A Few Minutes Ago When You Thought They Were Just Quote Weird Oranges Unquote

rose: Listen,

kanaya: Those Are Tangerines Rose Theyre Two Different Things

rose: You should have thought to put this in our vows, if it’s a genuine dealbreaker.

kanaya: I Figured It Went Without Saying

[catchymemes]