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As someone who isn't a furry but has very much grown up around furry art I kinda forget that it's shocking to some people. It's kinda just what a bunch of queer art looks like. That anthro dragon girl might as well be my coworker, what's your fucking problem?

enbyogre

Ryland Grace is Sandy from Spongebob

enbyogre

kushblazer666

i am as white as a white american can get and the thought of using the white color emojis sickens me to the bone. bitch if you dont make me simpsons yellow

skunkes

girlnephew

anik

i love this guy

sentimentalslut

what people dont get about divorces is the Whole Thing About Dogs

sentimentalslut

i have written custody plans for labrador retrievers more complex than i have for children. i went to four years of undergrad, three years of law school, and sat for the bar exam to write up custody exchange provisions for dogs with hyphonated last names

sentimentalslut

my clients are paying $295 an hour for me to go to court and litigate who makes veterinary decisions for Chuckles the Goldfish and theres literally nothing i can do to stop them

sentimentalslut

framing these tags and hanging them up in my office to remind me that it can always be worse

killer-buzz-queen

Today is the only day you can reblog this

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they should make a wii fit for getting jacked

woolay

Wii fuck

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funny how everyone thinks something like this is low hanging fruit when inn reality it’s high flying meat

woolay

Wii shit

xefyre

Dude don’t say that.

thefighter2-deactivated20200212

come on

sea-of-bones

Wii sleep. But a good night’s sleep where you actually feel rested when you wake up.

SKELETON

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SKELETON

SKELETON

oh my god it hurts

and it's going to hurt forever

toskarin

every now and then I see people passing screencaps of these posts around, and in the months after I made this post there were people checking in on me assuming I was going through grief or depression or something

to set the record straight, the context is that I had covid and was bleeding from my throat and lungs, but for some ungodly reason, I was feverishly driven to drink lemonade and kept screaming and writhing because I was pouring fizzy lemon juice on open throat wounds

dear-ao3

luck-system-shenanigans

i feel like im a weird age where i got just a blurry glimpse at the world Before. it used to be cold in the mornings and websites had fun games and the search results showed you what you searched for. covid wasn't a thing. can anybody fucking hear me. did i dream it all????