Clear is Love. Clear is Life @renrenners - Tumblr Blog

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

hey are y’all just straight lying about taz becoming heart-breakingly emotional? cause i’m like 20 episodes in and merle just dirty talked a plant

louisegluckpdf

nevermind i don’t remember what happiness is

Your fave is problematic: Pyaari Edition

cordia1ly

she’s drawing fanarts for her gf’s fanfics

memewhore

femmefaramir

older lotr illustrations sometimes depict éowyn wearing ridiculously small armour. apart from the problem general sexualisation of the only female character (who really does anything), there’s another hilarious thought:

éowyn pretended to be dernhelm, a man. to fit in, she must have worn men’s armor. so the armor in the illustrations is normal for rohirrim.

therefore, all the rohirrim rode to war just like that:

hobbit-hole

there’s a thundering sound in the distance as the rohirrim ride into war but rather than hoofbeats it’s the collective sound of all their cheeks clapping

delicatelytoobear

the artist for this particular piece is Frank Frazetta and to be fair to him this is how he drew the orcs armor

so the rohirrim comment is probably not that far off

adhd-trash-mammal

That’s a man who just straight up had a problem with the concept of wearing pants into battle, and I respect that

cumaeansibyl

male or female

hero or villain

sea or land

even in the snow

I guarantee you Frazetta’s Rohirrim were 100% pants-free

missmollyetc

Good Old Frank. That man loved bodies and hated clothes so much

thebyrchentwigges

trist-pkmngal

Frank Frazetta was the reason He-Man was designed like that; the producers conduct a study to see what art appeal the most to children, and Frank’s work came out on top in popularity. So everyone in He-Man is dressed the way they are directly because of Frazetta.

snugglebunchesofeyes

That man gave us the gift of warrior thighs and tits for everyone.

olderthannetfic

Ah, it has been too long since I have seen the no pants post on my dash. And yes, this is a rare case where it wasn’t some sexist nonsense but an egalitarian No Pants Agenda.

olderthannetfic

It’s time for my regular reblog of Gondor Needs No Pants

asteroidtroglodyte

Frank Frazetta - Wikipedia

“I am definitely an ass man. It blows my mind. Talk about simple shapes. Two very simplistic curves. It’s so dumb, but they are fascinating as hell. It’s more than that. It’s the way the rest of the anatomy ties into that area — incredible beauty”

- Frank “godfather of fantasy art” Frazetta

saltsoaaa

fuckyeahchinesefashion

wooden rabbit sculpture by chinese artist 潮舒木雕

mellifluouscountess

When I was drunk one night and watching the Jellyfish livestream, I reached out to the Monterey Bay Aquarium with a dumb question about their jellyfish... And they actually emailed me back.

(yes, these are actually my own screenshots, I am in tears laughing)

DO YOUR ANIMAL EXPERTS HAVE TO UNTANGLE THE JELLYFISH

AND THE ANSWER IS FUCKING YES, THE JELLIES GET TANGLED SOMETIMES LMAO

#the best aquarium in the world guys

everythingfox

So proud of himself

batsintheshadows

@gothiccharmschool

gothiccharmschool

I need to hold hands with a red panda. It would cure me of everything, I just know it.

systlin

do hobbits even exist at this point in time?

We don't fucking know!!!

Legit we have no idea. Maybe proto-hobbits do exist, minding their own business over in what will become Eriador. I like to imagine them getting into spats over Who Should Inherit Granny's Good Teapot while over in Beleriand there are balrogs and dragons and desperate battles and all that.

Or maybe they don't yet! No idea! An ongoing Thing in the books is that no one really knows where the hell hobbits came from. The elves are baffled. The dwarves don't know. Humans have no idea. Hobbits themselves think that it's not important, or at least not as important as discussing the finer points of the weather and how it will affect the potato crop.

systlin

With this in mind it's so fucking funny to me to picture the absolute BAFFLEMENT of the One Ring when Smeagol picked it up, because it didn't fucking know what hobbits were either. And it turns out they are the single most intractable fucking race on Arda, and proceed to make that the One Ring's problem for the rest of its existence.

systlin

The Ring tries to tempt Samwise with, what to the Ring's perspective, is the most absolute bullshit low ball power fantasy ever, namely a huge garden with him as the gardener, him the gardener of all the world. For the ring this is fuckign ridiculous, beneath it, but it's trying anything to get back to Sauron so that they can do some proper evil.

Sam considers this, figures 'nah that's too much to weed' and it doesn't work. The ring must have been FURIOUS can you imagine it's so funny.

imdrinkingmiso

I am doing whatever the opposite of locked in is .

taavicleric

I am locked out. I am in the parking lot. The rain is coming.

boomer-mythology-destroyer

#wrap food in dough #all cultures say

zedotagger

Zhan Garden.

Process: https://bsky.app/profile/zedotagger.bsky.social/post/3m4mi3b247k2z

heyyoufriendthere

S. snuffleupagus, a newly described species of fish, is named after the beloved Sesame Street character, Mr. Snuffleupagus, to which it bear

SNUFFLEUPAGUS REAL

brightnessrandom

Fantastic article!! The guys looking for it were fish researchers who saw it one time, knew instantly it was an undescribed species, and then tried for nearly 20 years to find and document it!