Clear is Love. Clear is Life

A little too obsessed

[talesfromthecrypts]

“They said they wanted a vampire relationship with no age gap”

“No age gap??!?!?”

“And no non-con elements”

“NO NON CON?”

“And no coercion or otherwise manipulative behaviors”

“Joe they want a vampire with NOTHING”

[onlytiktoks]

[aniseandspearmint]

Asdfghjkl her perfectly straight face and even tone throughout should win an AWARD

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[ningyingyingwithagun]

My most recent word document is creatively titled “NYY gaslight girlboss gatekeep” and the ever increasing word count is all about Ning Yingying deciding that if the shixiongs on Qing Jing Peak aren’t going be punished for bullying Luo Binghe she’s going to get them punished for other things.

NYY laying down on the ground and screaming, and when someone else rushes in she says that shixiong shoved her.

NYY copying someone’s assignment and accusing them of copying her, and the teacher taking her side because she’s such a nice girl who wouldn’t lie about that.

NYY hides some of her hair ribbons under one of their pillows and then raises the alarm that she thinks someone broke into her room.

Anyway, things escalate to the point that the other Peak Lords go to get SQQ out of seclusion early because his disciples started stabbing each other and this happens at just the right time to save LQG from his qi deviation.

[ningyingyingwithagun]

I got this idea because I was reading through Framing the Guilty Party on TV Tropes and really liked this section:

"Framing a Party known for being Guilty of something else: Person A commits a crime and frames Person B, but Person B is guilty of other, possibly just as severe crimes that he or she got away with — at times, it’s exactly this guilt that makes them so easy to frame."

Someone should tell SQQ to watch out next time he tries to abuse LBH with this NYY around...

[catchymemes]

[ashubii]

This is why I have TikTok

[sapin7]

Spoken for me - svsss

[ruffboi-mags]

So apparently, over the summer, Quibi (the shortest-lasting streaming service ever lmao) did a quarantine project called “Home Movie: The Princess Bride” where a bunch of celebrities recreated The Princess Bride in tiny chunks at home.

And like there was no permanent cast, all these celebrities seem to have gotten a scene or part of a scene to do (i’m not sure exactly, I did not ever watch Quibi and thus haven’t seen this yet), and then they just… recreated it as best they could. At home. Under quarantine.

So like, you had Jennifer Garner in a blanket cape playing Princess Buttercup AND the Booing Old Woman with a crowd comprised entirely of stuffed animals:

Or Taika Waititi paying Westley off a badly-drawn Inigo on a piece of cardboard held in front of someone’s face:

And it’s all just delightful.

But my absolute favorite part of this thing that I’ve sadly never seen but assume is probably absolutely hilarious and a treasure and I want to find it some day and watch the whole thing… is that Carey Elwes is in it.

As Prince Fucking Humperdink.

[movebackintime]

https://youtu.be/lR8pA_WV9QI

Here ya go

[laziestgirlintown]

In case you need a comfort watch and because Youtube search nowadays sucks rancid farts, I remind you of the Princess Bride Home Movie from the lockdown, starring everybody

[konoko]

[vodka-is-gay-and-so-am-i]

[renrenners]

shit Felix got up to while I was at work today:

lost his collar

tried to hack into my computer

upon failing to hack into my computer, found the stuffed alpaca my mom brought me from Peru and proceeded to carry it around the house like a war prize

knocked over my waste basket (again)

probably terrorized Jasper, but Jasper's not a snitch so he hasn't said anything about it

hid from my sister-in-law for long enough that she was was in a panic, convinced he was fully not in the house, only for him to pop out immediately upon my arriving home

[goldenpuzzle]

When Bandit Keith hits on pretty boy Pegasus and Kaiba narrates the fanfic??

[quelmdn]

Impressionable mind 🥄🐇 (2020)

[quelmdn]

Part 2 : Meng Mo didn't sign up for this kind of recurring dream (2020)

[dogpuppy]

I’m panicking why are the Swedish talking about me

[witnessings]

happy last day of pride to the gay snails who hug and kiss for hours without mating

[brick3621]

[elvarasokazokakurvaelvarasok-de]

[dreaming-shark]

Why the fuck is there mature label on this post?

[cityelf]

Left is MY FIC, right is the ACTUAL BOOK QUOTE IT WAS INSPIRED BY

(Mask context: masquerade ball / cinderella au)

It has been doing numbers EVERYWHERE and I only found out from this lovely person who commented on Ao3:

So yeah I guess if anyone wants to read an 8 year old Song of Achilles fanfic written in a fever dream after watching Into The Woods, be my guest

[dilf-din]

I shit you not, one of my friends got engaged and used this for their caption yesterday 😭😭😭

Should I tell her 🤭

[cityelf]

NOOOOOO OH MY GOD LMAO

[chosenofthegods]

That is a new level of containment breach

[renrenners]

it is actually killing me that I don't have anyone I can talk to about Witch Hat Atelier bc what do you mean this manga gave me the most married husbands to ever be married but actually it's impossible for them to be in a relationship bc then one of them would be a FUCKING TREE. AND I CAN'T BITCH ABOUT IT TO ANYONE????? I JUST HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT TO MYSELF AND BE SAD??????