just caught my sister fortnite dancing alone in our living room to feliz navidad
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just caught my sister fortnite dancing alone in our living room to feliz navidad
there was a moustache on the floor at the movie theater today…
Cinderella …
this comment has utterly undone me
See, not winging it isn’t really what they do. Avengers: Infinity War (2018)
#i never noticed the tear
The fact that I can bench press my parents is a lot less impressive when you take into account that they were cremated, but the ladies don’t need to know that.
What even
My dude
Buddy
Pal are you alright
What are you, my therapist? Grow up.
My girlfriend is on a cruise so while she’s gone I’m gonna cut the sleeves off of all my shirts
She’s pretty much 85% of my impulse control
How to survive college
1) GET FUCKING NETFLIX 2) Jack off everyday 3) Cry occasionally to let out the pain 4) ALWAYS keep ice cream on hand
lmao i thot this was a joke but where is the lie
What’s your email kind sir. I want to send you something g
Not just gonna give my email out. Shoot me a message
I LOVE YOU
No u
My surgeon came out and told my mom and brother on Tuesday that I’d be down and out for about two weeks.
My brother: TWO WEEKS? Holy shit.
Surgeon: Well, consider this. She and I just had a knife fight. And I won. Because she was asleep during it.
My brother: Oh. Yeah, okay, that’s fair.
Your surgeon sounds fucking hysterical.
I need friends
Practice and Perform
Practice like you’ve never won. Perform like you’ve never lost.
Practice and Perform
Practice like you’ve never won. Perform like you’ve never lost.
Having that meeting with your parents every so often to discuss changing your bedtime was the childhood version of asking for a raise
how was everyone’s tuesday?
the face of a bird who fully understands what he did and will do it again.
WHAT DID HE ORDER???
OMFG HE ORDERED A WHOLE BUNCH OF STRAWBERRIES
https://youtu.be/IvnW89osj0g
berries.
berries.
berries.
@voynichs
me: *gets scared that i’m wasting my life* me: i’m gonna deal with this feeling by taking a long nap in the middle of the day