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I’m not sure if you’re actually trying to annoy me by not believing my ridiculous heritage, but I’d just like to make it clear that I’m pretty offended.

dirtdad

How about I'll keep an eye out and get back to you?

#chromavorous

msmabelpines

… well it’s kiinda unavoidable but if you make sure all your work is locked up tight I’m sure nothing will happen to it!

dirtdad

... I'll make some backups.

#I should make more of those anyway #msmabelpines #((He'd be so offputted by her I think #depending on how she played it #or think she's sweet and innocent #then again he knows when a kid wants something #))

ooc; probably sticking to the not-small text for Charlie. Small text is too smart and not embarrassing enough and just doesn't suit him. Also parent emoticons.

I have this headcanon that sometimes when Mel gets his first drafts of papers, she has to edit out notes to her and bad jokes and emoticons on occasion because he's left them in there for her.

#ooc;

pinkpalaceavenger-blog

DIRTDAD SAID:

WHAT WAS THAT? ‘MY DAD’S THE GREATEST’? THANKS, KIDDO.

You’re super great, dad. Just… not on the internet. Not when you’re bothering my friends. At least change your URL. Please.

dirtdad

What's wrong with my URL? I think it works pretty well to show off my job- both of them. You're almost a full time job already. ;-)

I'm not bothering your friends, Coraline, they all seem happy to talk to me. Can't your dad make friends too?

#Besides it's fun!#I get to see what your little friends are up to #and understand where it is you get it from #... which I definitely do now actually #Pinkpalaceavenger

hemogobbler-blog

You can’t. My dad showing up is officially considered the start of The End of Days.

With how you’re not believing all this, you’d probably be among the first to die.

dirtdad

Uh-huh. End of days, got it.

Boy, now I know where Coraline gets it from.

#chromavorous

msmabelpines

It’s actually more of an observation Mr Jones. A lot of cuckoo bananas things seem to happen sooo, it’s actually pretty spot on!

dirtdad

Well then, any tips on how I avoid this 'crazy'? Mrs. Jones won't be too happy if it destroys my work. Boy, not like that's not happened before.

#msmabelpines #(oh god charlie needs to meet rev mabel at some point #like #rude kids #he won't know what to do with her)

hemogobbler-blog

It’s not harsh. My dad’s literally a demon from another plane of existence who would steal everyone’s souls and bring about an eternity of darkness and despair if he ever managed to find a way into this universe.

I told you things were weird around here, man. This is exactly the kind of thing I was talking about.

dirtdad

Really now? And how will I stop this almighty demon from taking over earth?

#Imagination these days never ceases to amaze

msmabelpines

We always stick together, even when things get totally cuckoo crazy.

dirtdad

Is 'crazy' a 'with-it' word these days? I've noticed you kids use it a lot.

#msmabelpines #(mabel never stop being adorable ok? ok.(#)

hemogobbler-blog

My dad’s the Lord of Evil, Mr. Jones. I am actually not exaggerating what happened at all.

dirtdad

I've heard kids call their parents some things, but don't you think that's a little harsh?

#chromavorous

plant-a-day

Photos courtesy of Haymanj, Amanda Slater, Sterry2607, and Toby Hudson.

Eucalyptus pauciflora aka Snow Gum. Family Myrtaceae. Native to eastern Australia (distribution map). Hardy in zones 7-10. One of the hardiest Eucalyptus!

#Plants #Queue

hemogobbler-blog

Oh, trust me, things are gonna get crazy. Weirdness all over the place.

dirtdad

Crazy? On a blogging site?

#chromavorous #(eyebrows are raised right now #He knows nothing of this life)

msmabelpines

I haven’t done a roll call in FOREVER but there was, maaaaybe about 5 of us? It’s been so long I haven’t been able to kepe everyone noted down!

dirtdad

5, huh? Well at least it's nice to know she's got folks to keep her from getting into trouble.

#msmabelpines #((If he knew everything that was going on #he'd appreciate it though ♥#He's a lot less picky than Mel haha #))

I'll chat to you busy bees a little later. Just because it's Christmas doesn't mean I don't have to work.

#((off to SHOP #Yeee boxing day))

hemogobbler-blog

Pretty much. You talk to one friend, you end up getting followed by all of them.

dirtdad

I'll take that as 'prepare thyself for ragnarok in the oncoming days' then. Not too sure Coraline's gonna like it though.

#Chromavorous

msmabelpines

Urrrm… I guess you could say that? We’re all kinda scattered around and not all of us are online all the time but there was quite a few of us!

dirtdad

And there's how many of you?

#Msmabelpines #(oh christ i don't even think he knows it was mabel who housed he #r #To be honest I need to talk to Erin on just what the deets of Coraline's situation are anyway #And find out what happened/what he knows #So if I'm vague that's why #)

ooc; i will always apologize for any incarnation of charlie jones' blog layout. it's repulsive but i just can't see him having anything decent unless mel gets so annoyed she sets up something really nice.

#ooc;

chromavorous started following you

And another one? Did I break the beehive or something?

#Chromavorous

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