Dirty British and Irish Actor Confessions

The place for your dirty thoughts about British and Irish film and television actors and actresses. Is your secret about a British comedian? Go to the inspiration for this blog @ "Dirty British Comedy Confessions" Or maybe American comedians are your thing? Try "Dirty Yank Com Confessions" The actor/actress you're lusting over is American? Or Australia? Indian? Anyone who doesn't match the guidelines here? Check out my other blog "Dirty Actor Confessions"

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I recently re watched The League Of Gentlemen and I came out of it with an unexpected crush on Reece Shearsmith, despite the horrible characters he plays on the show.

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I was watching This Is England 90 and it dawned on me how much I want to fuck Michael Socha.

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I just kinda really wanna suck off Nick Frost.

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I want to fuck Jim Carter. But not just fuck,  make sweet passionate love over and over again. And then we cuddle with a cup of tea, while he reads to me with that deep vibrating voice that goes straight to my pussy.

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I have a huge, 6 season long self-insert fanfic where the entire (original) purpose of it was so I could have sex with Matt Smith as The Doctor. He sort of awakened me sexually.

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I want James McAvoy to stick his dick in me so hard, it comes out the other side. Figuratively speaking, of course.

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I want to eat Phyllis Logan's pussy out.

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Kingsman has ruined me. I can think of nothing else, but a disheveled Colin Firth as Harry Hart after the church scene, discovering me at the back of the church and fucking me from behind over the alter. All the time telling me the filthiest things that he wants to do to me.

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I want to slowly push Mark Gatiss down onto a bed, run my hands up and down his torso and through his thick chest hair, lick and suck his nipples until they’re red and raw. And just when he thinks I’m finished, I’ll push his long, beautiful legs up and rim him until he’s breathless, then I’ll ride his cock until he screams my name.

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Laurence Fox is beautiful. I just needed to tell someone.

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Rebecca Front in that blue dress and pink stilettos is an image that makes parts of me quiver.

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Hi there! Not a confession- I just wanted to say how much I love your blog and how much it lightens my day to browse it. I know sometimes people are rude to you and that's awful, so here's some love for you. Thank you for making it possible for us to submit and share all our dirty fantasies. You're amazing. Kisses!

Thank you so much. This really made my day.  The rudeness is discouraging at times, but then I see messages like yours and I smile and remember that the rude people are in the minority. I’m very glad that you like the blog.  Messages like this are what keep me going.

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I've been binge-watching Gary: Tank Commander lately and now I'm hooked on the beautiful (but relatively unknown) Scottish actor Robert Jack, who plays Jacko. He ought to be in more stuff, really. He's got that devastating blue eyes/dark hair combo going on, plus Jacko is a bit dour and angry. I get off on that. I can just see him being really intense and sweary during sex. He's awoken a bit of a submission kink in me, too - protective in public, making me beg in bed, that kind of thing.

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If I could just eat Jenna Coleman's pussy I would be the happiest girl in the world

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I want to fuck David Tennant so bad, especially after watching Fright Night. He is so incredibly sexy.

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I would love to be getting it from both ends in a three some with Enzo Cilenti and Bertie Carvel. Just thinking about Cilenti with his mouth and hands on my breasts with Carvel between my legs at the same time makes me wet.

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I've been thinking the dirtiest thoughts about Bertie Carvel lately. I'm kind of ashamed, but I just can't stop.