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I never thought I'd have to earnestly post this, but here we go

MAN GURL BUT HAVE U SEEN DA WAY DEM CREEPS SHAEK DAT ASS

3(:

What about lifestealer?

Okay, I don't know why this is a difficult concept, but: if the Thing You Want To Fuck is Intelligent, primarily in that, it can communicate (and thus communicate consent) then its probably okay for submission.

No mount-fucking. No creep-fucking. No Roshan-fucking.

#Anonymous

So basically, nothing with the neutral creeps or luna/chen/kotl's mounts.

Yeah, that's the gist of the rule.

#Anonymous

Is jakiro acceptable

Yes, Jakiro is acceptable

#Anonymous

I'm dying at all these metaphors holy shit I love this blog

Thank you, kind Dota fan

#rubick-spine

Dirty Dota Confessions 77

I want windrunner to run like the wind on my wiener

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#dota #dota 2 #dota 2 heroes #windrunner #windranger #lyralei

Dirty Dota Confessions 76

I want to alchemist to chemical rage in my butthole.

#dota #dota 2 #dota 2 heroes #alchemist #razzil #razzil darkbrew

piteousgate

Thanks

dirtydotaconfessions

Rev up those confessions, Dota fans

Does the bestiality comment mean all non-human heroes, or just unintelligent ones?

Just unintelligent ones, fuck Magnus or Slark all you want.

Even DK's dragon form idc

#Anonymous

I suppose this is as good a time as any to mention the rules:

1) No animal fucking. I don't care if most of your submission was about just Luna or Chen, if there's even a hint of fuckin animals, it won't be accepted.

2) Pudge jokes are boring, don't do them.

3) Whatever I feel like.