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Reblog if your muse has a nice butt.
Send me "White Christmas" for me to generate one of these, or choose a symbol and send it to me.
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▲: One of our muses tries to catch snowflakes on their tongue. ☾: One of our muse asks for help decorating a gingerbread house. ♪: One of our muses invites the other for a Christmas duet. ♦: Our muses wrap presents together. ☃: Our muses build a snowman together. ✈: Our muses travel somewhere for the holidays. ✎: My muse’s Christmas card to yours. ✘: My muse runs into your muse while trying to buy them a Christmas present. ✆: My muse calls your muse while drunk on eggnog. ツ: Our muses go caroling. ✿: My muse gives your muse a Christmas present. ø: Our muses cuddle by the fireplace with hot cocoa. ✌: Our muses argue over which Christmas movie to watch. ♡: Our muses kiss under a mistletoe. ♛: Our muses kiss at midnight on New Year’s. ➸: Our muses decorate their house together. ♘: Our muses put up a Christmas tree and decorate it. ✰: My muse invites your muse to dance to Christmas songs. ☼: Our muses volunteer to help out for the holidays. ∞: Our muses go tree shopping. ❖: Our muses go ice skating together. ☁: Our muses go sledding. ✉: Your muse hits mine with a snowball in order to start a snowball fight. ϟ: Our muses bake Christmas cookies together. ↺: Our muses doing something holiday-themed.
"You really need to get away from me, you smell too tempting"
Alpha Starter Sentences
“I – I didn’t mean to. I’m sorry.” he said, bringing a lightly shaky hand up to brush through his own hair, before he stepped back.
“It’s fine, Bruce,” he said with a head shake. “It’s not your fault. I’ve never exactly had the greatest self-control in the world,” he mumbled and stared at the ground intently. “Was there uh...something you needed?”
"You took a long time to get back.." Bruce said quietly, glancing down. "Did you forget all of it? The pregnancy and.. The thing we had? Or did you just not care..?"
Tony’s throat bobbed as he swallowed and stared mutely at Bruce. Of course he hadn’t forgotten, but now that he was standing in front of him he had no idea what to say. Every apology he had come up with vanished from his mind and it felt like his chest might collapse in on itself with how tight it was.
Bruces expression got even more hurt at the silence of the engineer, and he had to look away to stop himself from getting unfair of starting to cry. “I missed you.. I thought you’d never come back. And now you’re here and not talking to me and.. It’s really not helping.”
“Bruce,” his voice cracked and he launched forward, reaching out to him. It was had for him to talk at the moment, which was a first for the engineer who’s mouth usually never seemed to close, but he knew he couldn’t talk his way out of this. Any words that came out of his mouth would never make up for his absence. All he wanted right now was to hold him. Hold him and never let go, that is, if Bruce would even let him.
Bruce tried to swallow the lump in his throat, tried not to let it get to him as much as it obviously did. He bit his lip and had to stop himself from wanting to run away as he saw tony reaching out to him. “Why, tony?” He asked quietly then, slowly raising his gaze to glance at the other man once more, tears in his eyes. “Why did you have to leave?”
Tony stopped and lowered his arm gazing back into Bruce’s eyes, “I freaked out,” he said honestly. “As your due date got closer I couldn’t…,” his voice faltered and he looked away, “I thought…I thought you would both be better off without me,” he said quietly.
“ So you decided it was better to leave me alone.. In what was to come. All that pain from you leaving on top of the pain of giving birth. You decided it was.. the better option.” Bruce said quietly, shaking his head. “It almost killed me. Us.” he said just as quiet then, looking down. “I couldn’t handle either pain and couldn’t handle it combined, but.. I don’t know how, but we managed to get it under control for then.. I had to.” he said quietly, chewing on his lip again. “You made the wrong decision. Is that why you came back?”
"Yeah. Steve, uh, Steve found me. He knocked some sense into me. Literally."
Tony scratched the back of his head and stared at the floor. "If you need some time, even if you don't...," want to get back together, he thought, unable to say those words but he was sure Bruce would understand what he was trying to say. "I knew it would be better if I came back for our kid. If...if this isn't a good time I can come back another day. Just let me know, and...if you guys need anything don't hesitate to ask." Looking back up he waited in silence for his reply.
"You took a long time to get back.." Bruce said quietly, glancing down. "Did you forget all of it? The pregnancy and.. The thing we had? Or did you just not care..?"
Tony’s throat bobbed as he swallowed and stared mutely at Bruce. Of course he hadn’t forgotten, but now that he was standing in front of him he had no idea what to say. Every apology he had come up with vanished from his mind and it felt like his chest might collapse in on itself with how tight it was.
Bruces expression got even more hurt at the silence of the engineer, and he had to look away to stop himself from getting unfair of starting to cry. “I missed you.. I thought you’d never come back. And now you’re here and not talking to me and.. It’s really not helping.”
“Bruce,” his voice cracked and he launched forward, reaching out to him. It was had for him to talk at the moment, which was a first for the engineer who’s mouth usually never seemed to close, but he knew he couldn’t talk his way out of this. Any words that came out of his mouth would never make up for his absence. All he wanted right now was to hold him. Hold him and never let go, that is, if Bruce would even let him.
Bruce tried to swallow the lump in his throat, tried not to let it get to him as much as it obviously did. He bit his lip and had to stop himself from wanting to run away as he saw tony reaching out to him. “Why, tony?” He asked quietly then, slowly raising his gaze to glance at the other man once more, tears in his eyes. “Why did you have to leave?”
Tony stopped and lowered his arm gazing back into Bruce's eyes, "I freaked out," he said honestly. "As your due date got closer I couldn't...," his voice faltered and he looked away, "I thought...I thought you would both be better off without me," he said quietly.
"You took a long time to get back.." Bruce said quietly, glancing down. "Did you forget all of it? The pregnancy and.. The thing we had? Or did you just not care..?"
Tony’s throat bobbed as he swallowed and stared mutely at Bruce. Of course he hadn’t forgotten, but now that he was standing in front of him he had no idea what to say. Every apology he had come up with vanished from his mind and it felt like his chest might collapse in on itself with how tight it was.
Bruces expression got even more hurt at the silence of the engineer, and he had to look away to stop himself from getting unfair of starting to cry. “I missed you.. I thought you’d never come back. And now you’re here and not talking to me and.. It’s really not helping.”
"Bruce," his voice cracked and he launched forward, reaching out to him. It was had for him to talk at the moment, which was a first for the engineer who's mouth usually never seemed to close, but he knew he couldn't talk his way out of this. Any words that came out of his mouth would never make up for his absence. All he wanted right now was to hold him. Hold him and never let go, that is, if Bruce would even let him.
"You took a long time to get back.." Bruce said quietly, glancing down. "Did you forget all of it? The pregnancy and.. The thing we had? Or did you just not care..?"
Tony's throat bobbed as he swallowed and stared mutely at Bruce. Of course he hadn't forgotten, but now that he was standing in front of him he had no idea what to say. Every apology he had come up with vanished from his mind and it felt like his chest might collapse in on itself with how tight it was.
Unf
“Well, that is quite obvious Anthony ”
“Was it? I thought I had been hiding it much better.”
“You said unf while staring at my picture, you were not even trying ”
“Well, at the time I didn’t think any one was watching.”
“I can not blame you, of course. I would feel attracted to myself if I could”
"Couldn't you? I mean, you can clone yourself, or something, right?
Unf
“Well, that is quite obvious Anthony ”
“Was it? I thought I had been hiding it much better.”
“You said unf while staring at my picture, you were not even trying ”
"Well, at the time I didn't think any one was watching."
Unf
“Well, that is quite obvious Anthony ”
"Was it? I thought I had been hiding it much better."
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"Explain yourself."
The kitchen was a wreck, flour was everywhere--even Tony himself was covered in the white powder--there was a couple of eggs on the floor, some type of batter spattered on the walls, cabinets and counter. It was the type of mess one expected a child to make when attempting to cook, but which Tony had somehow achieved.
He just smiled and held up a finger, and waited until he heard a ding, grabbed some mitts and pulled out a cake pan from the oven and presented it to the Cap, "Tada!" He felt rather accomplished although now that he looked at it the middle had actually sunk in, but throw some frosting over it and it would still taste good, right?
It's fifteen degrees outside right now and my heater is broken again.
Jack shook his head, looking up at the older man. “Nah, what’s it about?”
"It’s called Sharknado and it’s exactly what you’d think it’d be about," he said, as they watch as a bunch of very obviously 3D animated sharks are sucked up into a very fake tornado. "This looks promising."
A slight grin tugged at the corner of Jack’s mouth as he nodded, scooting closer and chuckling. It had been awhile since he’d watched something ridiculous and mind-numbing; that always felt good. “Hell yeah,” he croaked, chuckling quietly.
Tony placed the remote down and sat back into the sofa as the continued to watch the movie. The next scene was on a boat and there was quite a bit of talking but he had no idea what was going on and he laughed when he saw the first guy get chomped, "I love how the Captain has no reaction to seeing his guy eaten by a flying shark."
Haven't seen your face in awhile, kid. How you been?
Detached, mostly…I dunno.
You?
Jack’s tongue slid alongside the other’s, lips opening wider with a soft, pleased sound. He rested his hand lightly over Tony’s, calloused fingertips brushing the back of it almost tenderly as he guided it up under his shirt some more.
Such a simple touch but it made the hair on his arm stand up and he let his hand be guided further up until his fingers brushed over a nipple while he continued to slowly explore Jack's mouth.
It's fifteen degrees outside right now and my heater is broken again.
Jack shook his head, looking up at the older man. “Nah, what’s it about?”
"It's called Sharknado and it's exactly what you'd think it'd be about," he said, as they watch as a bunch of very obviously 3D animated sharks are sucked up into a very fake tornado. "This looks promising."
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"Wounded pride doesn’t really count as an actual wound, you know."
"And I thought you were supposed to be the nice one. Obviously, I was wrong."