Dirvnor Telto @dirvnortelto - Tumblr Blog

“If Almalexia tells you to jump, you jump. If Sotha Sil tells you to jump, you don’t jump, because Sotha Sil never tells anyone to do anything. If Vivec tells you to jump, you take a moment to think, because he probably wants you to paint a three-legged horse or something.”

–A Dunmeri saying

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A Wayshrine-a-Day! Each day I will (try) to illustrate one of the several wayshrines represented in ESO. We’ll start with Vvardenfell! Suggestions for the next one are welcome. :)

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How to torture Ulfric with Double-Dragonborn ep 18: “add some ASH YAM into the true-nord style horker stew”

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a sample of some tamrielic languages according to my big soft brain

Common Tamrielic: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog"

Jel: "Suuk kaj-muuxaf seth suuk raj-saal"

Nordic/Atmoran: "Âl skjóðr broneldolf vindarthyll êl knurheedingjoldaulf"

Aldmeris: " Carane diren-bahmet carya matae hebet"

Dunmeris: "Na kenaas fo'ya baan d'saay na gahraal v'weh"

Ta'agra: "To lhajaat zwa dar'vha lhajer a'ha to thijiz senhva"

Sload: "P'ghasta elghelasta verasta p'ghasta elebhelelasta"

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sky’s turning red you know what that means

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I suppose Azura/Boethiah/Mephala probably let the moonlet fall on the majority of the population instead of whisking them out to the mainland and avoiding a mass casualty event so the Dunmer would go fuck the tribunal. and return to worshiping and loving her instead, but its funnier to think about them just forgetting about it and going oh shit when it falls

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its the equivalent to remembering you left your hot pockets in the oven as soon as you leave the house

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#azura #tes

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Had the chance of meeting Clavicus Vile, kind of a dick tbh but overall 8/10

~Dirvnor

#dirvnor telto #eso #clavicus vile

Naryu: guys, what color is Dirv’s shirt?

Veya: grey.

Ashur: grey.

Naryu: right, now Dirv, what color did you say it was?

Dirvnor, quietly: dark white.

#dirvnor telto #naryu virian #my oc #dunmer oc

Ngl, Mephala, kind of a milf

#mephala #tes #elder scrolls #esp #Daedric Prince

Log Date: 13th of Sun’s Dusk

I have finally found myself in Elsweyr. Too many cats for my liking but i can get used to it. The land is as gorgeous as the hospitality of its people. A lot has happened since the last entry; several flings with a dumner assassin woman, dismantling of daedric pacts, the usual.

~Dirvnor

#dirvnor telto #eso #elder scrolls online #naryu virian #journal entry #dunmer

Sorry about the long hiatus, I've just been extremely busy with schooling, however I have started playing ESO again so expect more posts soon.

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#personal post #hiatus