the waterbois

hiya, welcome to the shitshow lol // queer, neurodivergent, trans, disabled // they/them

[disability-multiplicity]

Just realized I didn't have a pinned post. Well here goes!

Hi, we're the Watertrap System!

A plural system of 90+ who's trans, neurodivergent, queer, and disabled.

You can refer to us as:

Indigo/Indy (name of the body)

Waters/Watertraps (system name)

watertrapsss (most common screen name)

Collectively, they/them pronouns work best, tho different ppl in the system have their own personal pronouns.

About us:

We're collectively 25 years old (body age)

Currently a cane user

We're gamers! You can find us mostly on Paleo Pines, Minecraft, or some kind of Pokémon game

We make jewelry and art! Our art blog is @luna-labrin-art

We're in the CST time zone of the US

We are polyamorous and have a boyfriend. Do not send unsolicited flirts unless we already know you and agreed to that plz

On this blog, we believe (in no particular order):

Black Lives Matter

All Cops Are Bastards

Free Palestine

Landlords Are Leeches

Healthcare is a Human Right

Queer People (LGBTQIAP2S+) Deserve Basic Human Rights

Fuck ICE

DNI if you are:

Transphobic

Homophobic

Ableist

Racist

Anti-Endogenic

A Capitalist

A Landlord

A Nazi

A TERF

A Cop of Any Kind

A Bigot of Any Kind

Note: We are very liberal with the block button, and will not hesitate to use it.

[mevil]

[lizholmes]

[toxiccaves]

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

[punkitt-is-here]

HI!! have you ever wanted to pick up some PUNKITT ART for your WALL????? i got PRINTS available now on my kofi shop!! :D

peep these here

Visit Punkitt's Shop!

I've opened a shop. Come take a look!

[blackshvck]

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

[depsidase]

[lightningbuster]

It’s funny how sacabambaspis is like the funniest looking animal in every hypothetical except for that one picture that makes me feel like I’m about to be killed

[lakesbian]

[mysteriouslyseeing]

[figure-strawberry]

these are the og images

now, both are inaccurate representations of the animal as these are outdated pictures, if you want to see an accurate version see image below

now I don't wanna ruin your vision of the fish but this is for science

[lastoneout]

Nature literally just said

[teathattast]

[katlovesshrimps]

HAPPY PRIDE DOGGIESS!!!

[kaiiaii-yapz]

Thinking of Grace and Rocky getting so bored on the way to Erid and also them just being so sad they they can’t speak each others language, no matter how much they understand it’s just not physically possible. But maybe just maybe there’s some word in their respective languages that they can sort of say (not very well) but enough that someone would understand it. And they spend days going through everything thats sort of similar to the vocal range of the other.

POV Adrian when they finally get Erid. Your mate is back with this freaky alien that speaks in such a condensed range of tones and you understand nothing it says but it seems happy to be here and happy to meet you. And then in the middle of a ramble of incompressible sounds it says, in the strangest accent, “thermometer” and then goes back to utter nonsense.

[theartofmadeline]

happy pride to the gay people in my computer <3

[theabigailthorn]

i went to Dyke Day today in the park and there were some people running a stall where you spin a wheel and then you have to do things like drink a shot or do a dare and mine landed on 'kiss' so I got to kiss this very cute girl with cool red glasses who I'd just met in line, which was nice, and then her friend suddenly went "WAIT Oh my gosh you're Abigail Thorn!" and I was like "Uhhh hey yes it's me, nice to meet you" and meanwhile the girl I'd kissed had no idea who I was but was just watching her friend be excited and anyway the interaction kinda became a work one for me at that point which is fine I don't mind that but it did mean that out of habit I professionally ended the interaction and walked away without getting the number of the cute girl I kissed

so yeah anyway that's the story of how I kissed a baddie at Dyke Day and still failed to secure the bag

[lastoneout]

I know this is a tiny part of the wider problems born of diet culture, fatphobia, classicism, and racism but like god the idea that "healthy" food must inherently taste bad has completely ruined us as a society.

[lastoneout]

Every time you feel bad for having coffee with cream and sugar or ranch on your salad or putting extra butter and salt on your veggies I want you to imagine the spirit of John Harvey Kellogg in front of you and then I want you to kill him with a real gun and eat your delicious food in peace.

[lastoneout]

THIS ALSO!! DO NOT DIET CULTURE-IFY MY TASTY TREATS!!! Just because eating veggies makes YOU fucking miserable doesn't mean the rest of us need to fall in line and repent!! I'm having this for dinner

AND IT FUCKING RULES!!!

[lastoneout]

This gave me heartburn so bad I got a headache. Worth it.

[bumblebeebats]

Why is it that every time I google something like "Are olives poisonous to cats" the top results are always like "Fun fact: Cats are carnivores! This means that they eat meat. There is no reason to include olives in a cat's diet. You should feed your cat cat food, which is dry or wet food especially designed for cats. You can purchase this at a store." like is there a single person alive on the planet who's googled "Are blueberry muffins safe for cats" because they're planning on switching their cat to a muffin-only diet??? No, I'm asking because the little bastard somehow popped open the packet while I was putting away the groceries and dragged one under the couch before I could react and now I need to know if I should call the after-hours vet. "Cats should not eat spaghetti." NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!!!! "Try to keep human food away from cats." i live in a studio apartment with a completely silent and permanently hungry apex predator who has the intelligence of a toddler and the desperate Machiavellian cunning of a creature who spent his formative months on the streets. He can already open doors and he is this 👌 close to learning how to open the microwave. He is stronger than me and covered in knives. So im gonna do my best but for the moment i just need you to tell me whether this yoghurt is going to kill my son y/n

[spectralhauntings]

I've been using the pet poison hotline's poison list cause it has a search function. It also tells you whether something is mildly, moderately, or severely toxic which can be very handy! It doesn't contain like everything but it might be a good place to start, it also includes plants for fellow houseplant lovers <3

Explore Pet Poison Helpline®s vast knowledge on poisons by reviewing our pet poison list. Explore our top 10 poison and holiday poison lists

[littlemousling]

For plants specifically, there’s also a wildly detailed set of posts and listings about toxicity on the old, wonderful, Plants Are the Strangest People blog

[lastoneout]

Cats also like olives because they have a similar compound to catnip in them, so OP's cat likely tore open the package for that reason. I learned this the hard way the first time I ate olives near my cat :/ they're not poison on their own but the ones for people are def way too salty for cats.

[lastoneout]

I should clarify my cat was fine, she just made a mess trying to violently steal all the olives.

[depsidase]

[jadeazora]

Pokemon GO's new log-in screen for Forever Forward is a throwback to one of its oldest ones!

[storyweavingspider]

I’m not sure which one came first but I’m happy for their transition!

[storyweavingspider]

Good for her and for the family and for pedestrian safety :)

[depsidase]