I am the wild disappoint skunk

le fuckup

[benditlikekorra]

[x] Bonus:

[just-shower-thoughts]

4:3 is more square than 16:9, but 16:9 is 4:3 squared

[just-shower-thoughts]

Paper has 6 sides, yet we can only use 2 of them effectively.

[the-inarticulate-chikin]

the other four are for bloodshed

[just-shower-thoughts]

You only ever realize that you’ve zoned back in.

[just-sweet-pancake-thoughts-blog]

Your subconscious mind knows you are zoned out. You Fuck.

[just-shower-defences]

your subconscious mind doesnt know anything, it isn’t sentient, that’s what makes it your subconscious, you entire orange

[cornposting]

I don’t fully understand your thought process behind that insult but I like it

[just-shower-thoughts]

Canadians are so nice because all their rage and hatred is transferred to their geese.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If Someone Punches You There’s No Need To Punch Them Back Because Your Face Has Already Applied Equal And Opposite Force To Their Hand.

[crowswarm]

my friend and i were arguing about soup

[just-shower-thoughts]

In a way, March Madness still happened.

[bvmmblb-deactivated20220329]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Wut-In-Tarnation is really What-In-The-Entire-Nation with southern accent

[aphony-cree]

It’s time for the fascinating history of the word tarnation, which has nothing to do with the word nation

In 18th century America there was a trend of finding nicer ways to say curse words so they could shout exclamations without committing blasphemy. “Heck” and “gosh” originated at this time. “What in Sam Hill” was just a censored way of saying “What the hell?”

Damn and damnation became darn and darnation

At the time the word eternal was mostly associated with God and heaven, so the slang term “tarnal” was created to speak about eternity without invoking God

The new soft-curse word darnation sounded a bit like the slang word tarnal so people mashed them into tarnation (source)

“What in tarnation” means “What in eternal damnation” which also means “What the hell” which also means “What in Sam Hill” thanks to a bunch of Americans in the 1700s wanting to say bad words without incurring the Lord’s wrath 

[eh-fandomtrash]

Working around god’s wrath.

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

God: don’t cuss or I’ll get mad

1700’s Americas: well, what in tarnation?

God: *clenching almighty fists* they can’t keep getting away with it….

[just-shower-thoughts]

Superheroes in reality would have logos and ads all over their costume from sponsors as a main source of income.

[disappoint-skunk]

Mystery Men's Captain Amazing is the most accurate super hero

[catsbeaversandducks]

Cat mute for euphonium.

Video/caption/photo by Kazuhiro Tsukimura

[best-friend-of-worms]

This?????? Is so????? Cute?????????

[megan-renee]

love is real

[cheruib]

honestly life is all about the little things that u barely even notice, that delicious coffee u had in the morning, ur friend randomly pinching ur cheek, the moon shining brighter than usual, the radio playing your favorite song. pay more attention to these details!!! they make life worth living

[just-shower-thoughts]

We are becoming more sensitive to verbal offence but becoming more desensitized to real tragedy.

[disappoint-skunk]

How can I blame you, when it's me I can't forgive?

[1m1nlove]

Happiness

I find happiness in watching myself suffer.

There’s something magical in self distruction.

A movement i’ll never forget. A feeling i’ll always remember.

[just-shower-thoughts]

People who back into parking spots are forward thinkers.