I'm a disaster tbh

Hi , I just spend my life on the internet.

[aristo-twat]

[poinsciuri]

stop calling every piece of fabric with a plaid pattern “flannel”

flannel is a soft, warm cotton. it has nothing to do with what pattern is on the cloth

[tasmanianstripes]

I see there’s drama in the plaid fandom

[poinsciuri]

im a lesbian

[mx-hexide-sk8er]

So am i and i say every plaid is flannel! You can’t change my mind! See that plaid blanket over there?? That’s flannel. The latitude and longitude grid on world maps? That’s a nice flannel you got there buddy

[poinsciuri]

hey are you free this saturday night. id like to meet up and have a passionate discussion with you

[jumpingjacktrash]

i can’t tell whether that’s a callout or an ask-out

[spectacledotter]

enemies to lovers, fabric store AU, 40k words

[phils-tongue-thing-blog]

I reaaaallly need more friends who like dan and Phil!!!

No one understands meeee

[phils-tongue-thing-blog]

Daddy shark dododododo

[disappointingsquid]

If yall want to check out my story on wattpad here’s the link.

https://www.wattpad.com/107865757-opposites-attract-chapter-one

[babyanimalgifs]

You ever seen a cat with a deep meow??

[brbjellyfishing]

that cat smoked 3 packs a day for 20 years

[toytowns]

“woah, wow, woah”

[bunjywunjy]

get this cat a jazz contract, stat

[pizzaotter]

HAUSVIABEJSBAKMSJDK WHAT IS THIS OMFG I LOVE HIM 😭

[chocolatemilk4029]

Imagine staying over at their place for the first time and shitting yourself in the middle of the night because you think james earl jones is meowing at you from the door

[hotdogsngiggles]

oh my god

[knusprig-titten-hitler]

[mariesbookclub-deactivated20170]

I just laughed so fucking hard

[momworries]

Wtffff

[darkmelaningirls-deactivated202]

@ tonybakercomedy YO GUYS turn the volume up and watch this till the end. Thank me later LMFAOOO 😂🤣

[roqweiler1911]

I’m screaming 😂😂😂

[mochadeelightful]

THIS!!!

[porvidax]

Yo this made my day 😂😂

[alwaystrill]

this commentary!

[bando--grand-scamyon]

Me when I finally learned to let love in

[sunfortune]

personally I think it’s very sexy that supern*tural is going on 15 seasons (or however many there are) bc then i don’t have to see those dudes in other shows and movies and it’s really a small price to pay for that bliss

[fireproof-heaven-deactivated202]

I’m not usually one for conflict but this is the SPN family you’re insulting here. I’m not sure you want to do that considering its general history. Supernatural is one of the best shows out there and no one can change my opinion on that. If you wanna be rude, be rude in private.

[cinemaisgay]

[meme-theft]

[vvitchella]

… No one’s gonna say anything about this legendary camerawork?

[gne-frog-deactivated20190204]

I didn’t know Draco Malfoy worked for UPS

[ruinedchildhood]

[pvnkle]

[nessa007]

PREACH

[wreathedinscales]

Andy Samberg is what now

[3go]

i downloaded this god damn episode just so everyone could watch this fukkin clip

[soundssimpleright]

The feedback bit is inspired.

[stagemanagerssaygo]

Accurate.

[sixpenceee]

Lost dog immediately recognizes his owner in court room. More interesting posts like this here.

[edge-collecter]

Judge Judy ain’t have time for that shit today 😂😂

[orange-slices-and-fetal-spooning]

I’m crying, that’s his baby!!!!

[bubblegum-pwussay]

She know ha ass was lieing

[theonceandfuturedoc-deactivated]

Pick up the dog please can’t you see HE’S LOSING HIS MIND

[pixie-tot]

why are non-millennials so personally offended by everything? like if i’m still wearing my jacket indoors, it’s because i’m cold, not because i disrespect your home/your classroom !! if somebody has got your order wrong, it’s because they’re very busy and simply made a mistake, not because they’re trying to jeopardise your meal !! if somebodies phone rings during a meeting/lecture, it’s because they accidentally forgot to put it on silent, not because they want to disrupt your speech !! just calm down, sharon, not everything is about you

[thelittlemerms]

my personal favorite is when you yawn and they’re like “am I boring you?”

like bitch i’m running on five hours of sleep and chronic anxiety 

[evilrick-deactivated20181029]

I love all 5 of my followers tbh

[evilrick-deactivated20181029]

the gangs all here