Lord Cranshaw the Emerald Infero

My cave only gets 2 bars of coverage

[fa3ryb0t]

do you mind if i witness ur tumblr situationship from a third party point of view?

[the-identifier]

post identified

[snailifier]

✨️🐌 get snailed! ✨️🐌

snost snaildentified

[the-identifier]

snail identified

[snailifier]

@=:0 ive been spotted

[wiionme]

[segamascott]

to make it more lynchian can't you read

[crapbirdphotography]

American Crow, leaving

[maceyphoto]

Colorful Grackle

EOS 90 D - Sigma 150-600

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

at a cafe overheard someone say (loudly) "EVERYONE CHEATS" and perked up my ears bc hey free relationship drama.

turned out she was talking about filing taxes. i hold you in significant esteem ma'am

[welshrarebit]

I feel like this is a good time to verify that claim by mentioning that my great grandmother sewed items into the lining of her car when she and my great grandfather moved from Ireland to England because she didn't want to declare and thus pay tax on them. Her husband was very high up in HMRC and was basically the tax man (he was very unimpressed with her for this).

So yes even the tax man's wife cheats on taxes ^^

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

absolute GGILF material

[orionshounds]

thank you mr fox

[maceyphoto]

Colorful Grackle

EOS 90 D - Sigma 150-600

[chocomichhi]

toby's got a favorite color combo i think

[fthgurdy]

Re: the last post, the article mentions that some places use clams to test the toxicity of the water. It’s like that in Warsaw- we get our water from the river, and the main water pump has 8 clams that have triggers attached to their shells. If the water gets too toxic, they close, and the triggers shut off the city water supply automatically.  

The clams are just better at measuring the water quality than any man-made sensors.

Edit: check out this documentary trailer : https://vimeo.com/408820791

[zvaigzdelasas]

God Bless Our Troops

[looksmokin]

They hot glued a spring to a clam and gave it full control over the water supply

[sindri42]

No of course not, that would be ridiculous.

They hot glued springs to eight clams and gave them collective control over the water supply.

[strangetikigod]

No of course not, hot glue would kill the clams.

The used silicone adhesive to attach springs to eight clams and gave them collective control over the water supply.

[emily84]

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[silvermoon424]

Fun fact! one of Strelka's puppies was named Pushinka and given to JFK as a gift to help ease Cold War tensions. Pushinka later had puppies of her own and her descendants are still living as of 2024.

[madphantom]

Saw this question in the notes and that's because -ka is a diminutive in Russian! Strelka basically means "little arrow" and Pushinka means "little puffball" :]

[the-punforgiven]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

the P in HP stands for PISS

[maceyphoto]

Colorful Grackle

EOS 90 D - Sigma 150-600

[animentality]

[blignick]

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[goth-queen]

[my-dailydreams]

[grasslandscolorado]

We live in a system that makes money off of your misery and ambivalence. It relies on people thinking that they are inherently bad for the planet and that the world is ending so why change? Why try? --This is untrue! We belong here, on this one beautiful green earth and we have to work together to protect it. You have the power to do more than you know. You have a role to play in your ecosystem!

[raccoonmilf]

The notion that humans are an invasive species is an ecofascist belief. We evolved just like every other animal, we are meant to be here just like they are. This is our home and we have a duty to care for it and change the environment for the better!

Every single person has the power to make a meaningful impact on the planet. I had the most fireflies in my town this summer simply because I have a large area where the grass is never cut.

Please do not give up because you think the planet is too far gone and it’s hopeless. It isn’t. Please fight.