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literally what it says on the tin,, you don’t want to be here, it’s a hell hole of rebloggs alternatively, other me is

[disaster-trash]

shitpost fuckass blog

[yuridotcom]

I just remembered that is said I was gonna post celesgiri headcanons today so here's them:

• Kyoko and Celestia drink tea together and have sleepovers.

• They go on double dates with sakuraoi/naegami.

• Kyoko is the only one who can make Celestia's tea correctly.

• When Celestia was executed Kyoko was pretty broken up about it and at night she would somehow sneak into Celestia's dorm and just lay on her bed and cry.

• Along with the key, Celestia slipped Kyoko her little metal finger claw before she was executed so Kyoko had something to remember her by.

• Celestia absolutely spoils her gf because she deserves the world.

• They go on fancy expensive dates.

• They always promise to never go too far for gifts for like Valentine's Day and Christmas but then Celestia ends up going all out anyway because she's extra like that.

• They cuddle...yeah that's about it.

• Even though Celestia tends to lose her temper sometimes, she would never yell at Kyoko.

• Celestia is actually pretty good at comforting people so whenever Kyoko needs it she'll just run her hands through Kyoko's hair and whisper praise to her.

• They both get jealous but Celestia is more vocal about it and will not hesitate to yell at some guy who's flirting with her girl (she also might just come over and borderline make out with Kyoko right in front of said guy because once again, she's extra like that.)

• For a while, when they got together, they kept it on the down-low but then one day Aoi walked in on them making out in a closet/room and of course, she couldn't keep her mouth shut and she ended up telling everybody what she saw.

[theseerasures]

okay i know i’ve touched on her literal peerlessness in a few places already but

seriously what happened to Winter Schnee’s team

option one: she had one and loved them and they all died. the low hanging fruit in terms of simplicity and tragedy, and i’m not a fan of it for the same reasons. it just goes too far into woobie-ness, and “headmasters getting loved ones killed” in this show historically has not resulted in…slavish loyalty, at least to the same headmaster

option two: she had one, and they drifted apart/fell out. still my preferred option, because i’m a sucker for mundane tragedies. i’ve always interpreted Weiss’ bullheadedness when it came to team leadership in the early days as more of how she wanted to follow in Winter’s footsteps, so it would be a nice extra kick in the teeth to reveal that Winter wasn’t a great team leader, because she was distant and exacting and thinks soft power is a new kind of ice cream. they were never all that close, and the distance only increased as they progressed through the Academy. can also be an indictment of the Atlesian system favoring the aristocracy/paper test scores to select team leaders and then putting them on the officers’ track.

option three: she was on a team with Harriet/The Happy Huntresses. given how much this show already loves the “omg everyone knew each other from high school” emotional shorthand this is…PROBABLY the most plausible option? ripe for interpersonal drama that i have already indulged in myself, but tbh i think it makes more sense that they were in the same YEAR, but not the same team. especially if it’s Harriet, since neither she nor Winter have the emotional maturity to NOT drag their dirty laundry out into the street every time Harriet like, accidentally grabs Winter’s bran muffin from their communal fridge for fascists

option four: she’s like Blake, but if Blake was ordered to spend time with you. aka: more Penny parallels! contingent on Ironwood starting the grooming process before Winter even joined the military for realsies, which is looking more and more plausible all the time. probably my second favorite option, because it emphasizes Winter’s isolation but also explains how some of her…autocratic tendencies were encouraged and cultivated, if she was team leader.

option five: she never had a team. the *sighs* “Ender in Battle School” option, where Ironwood REALLY went hard on the grooming and isolated her from the very beginning. i personally don’t buy it, because Ironwood being THAT kind of bastard is a hard sell, and…Winter would have caught on much earlier that they were preparing her for something, even if she didn’t about the Maiden stuff. don’t love it, either, for the same reasons i don’t love option one, but i included it on here because a) i thought of it, and b) it’s not IMPOSSIBLE, just very improbable.

[pinkfluffypug]

Imagine your OTP: a snowy day

Person A dying laughing because of the amount of clothing B is wearing like honey it’s freezing but you’re gonna die of hyperthermia anyways if you dress like that

The sturdier/more serious/scarier looking one wearing fluffy ear warmers and mittens

Them stuffing snow down the back of each other’s coats as soon as they’re outside

Person A making a ridiculously large snowball and chasing a screaming person B

Person A actually being able to hit person B with the snowball and B playing dead

Person A doing some Overly Dramatic Acting™ because of person B’s “death” and both trying to hold their laugh

Person B “resurrecting” and shoving a load of snow in A’s face

Wrestling in the snow

Person A winning the wrestling match and standing up only to get tackled down again by person B for round two

Person B pinning A down and kissing them

Buying hot chocolate and going for a walk in a nearby park, their arms being linked together as they stroll around in a relaxed silence

Person A daring B to walk on a frozen pond and person B falling through the ice

Going back home and taking a hot shower to warm person B up

Wearing onesies!!!

Curling up on the couch together and watching a romantic movie

Having too much eggnog and getting a little too tipsy

Singing “Do you want to build a snowman” very loud and off-key and getting noise complaints from their neighbours

Person A getting drowsy and begging B to carry them (Bonus if B is giving them a look because A is the taller/sturdier one and they both know B isn’t strong enough to do that)

Them laughing and talking about their day together before falling asleep in each other’s arms

[mercuryxblack]

Prompt: heat ~Em

“You have a fever.”

“Shut up, your FACE has a fever.”

Keep reading

[apoptosync]

Person a: say fuck for me

Person b: what? No, never

Person a: please? We’ll say it together.

Person b:

Person a: 3… 2… 1…

Person b: frik

Person a: FUCK you’re cute

[fluffyomlette]

do you have any prompts for a ship where person a has a lot of horrible scars and b doesn’t know about them... but finds out? thanks in advance :)

Of course! I tried to maintain an equal amount of angst and fluff in this, hope you like it :)

- - - - -

“You know...I never meant for you to find these.”

“Why not?”

“I- Isn’t it obvious?”

“Not really. If you thought I’d think less of you, you’re very, very wrong, my dear.”

- - -

“Stop it. Stop- Stop looking at me like that.”

“Like...what?”

“With pity. I don’t need your stupid pity.”

“(A), I-”

“No, go away. I knew it was a bad idea to show you.”

- - -

“What’s this for?”

“I don’t really remember. I think it was a fight.”

“It makes you look badass.”

“It...does?”

“Yeah, I mean, it’s like...a brand! A brand of a battle won.”

“Heh...I guess it is.”

- - -

“I don’t need your help. I don’t need your comfort. I came this far with these scars, these ugly things I own, and I shall go farther without you.”

“(A), please. I don’t think they’re ugly.”

“That’s what they all say. That’s what they all have to say.”

- - -

“Hey, (A). Thank you.”

“Hm? What for?”

“For trusting me. I know it’s not easy.”

“It isn’t. Not the slightest bit. But you help me, (B). So thank you.”

- - - - -

[fluffyomlette]

could you whip up some prompts between a really soft person and a really serious and kinda done with their bs (secretly loving it) person? also all of ur prompts are SO GOOD i love them all sm sfjdsfjjsfd :>

ksjdksj that’s like, my most favourite trope ever!! also, thank you so much! i hope you like these too :3

- - - - -

“Ugh, I hate people.”

“Even...me?”

“No, you’re cute.”

(embarrassed spluttering)

- - -

“You look uncomfortable.”

“Yeah, no shit. It’s a party. With people.”

“I’m uncomfortable too.”

“I thought this was your kinda thing?”

“Not really. Wanna be uncomfortable together?”

“...fine.”

- - -

“Good morning!”

“You’re waking me up at five am, no, this is not a good morning.”

“I made pancakes! You weren’t feeling well yesterday so I thought breakfast in bed would be nice.”

“...I suppose it’s a decent morning.

- - -

"Oh, hey A- woah. You look...wow. Awesome.”

“I- Ahem. Thanks. You look...pretty nice yourself.”

- - -

“The roads are flooded. I don’t think you can go home this evening...you can stay over if you want.”

“Wait, really? I thought people weren’t your most favourite thing.”

“You’re an exception.”

- - - - -

[promptlywritingideas]

“I’d do anything to protect you.”

“No, you wouldn’t.”

“I-”

“And I love that about you.”

“…”

“I’ve known people who would let the world burn before they let anything happen to me. I don’t want that. You? You’d make the right choice, even if it was hard.”

[deity-prompts]

Sick OTP Oneliners

“How long have you been feeling like this?! You’re clearly sick!”

“How are you still standing?”

“Shut up and tell my what your favourite type of soup/tea is”

“Here. I always cuddle this when I’m sick and it makes me feel better”

“I’m not sick, I swear! I’ve been feeling like this for weeks and I’m doing fine!”

“Bold of you to assume I own medicine”

“I’ll be right over with chicken soup, a blanket and a Disney+ subscription”

“I hate to ask this . . . but whenever I’m sick there’s a movie I watch . . . can we watch The Spongebob Movie?”

“You’ve been wearing the same clothes for a week. Come on, let’s get you changed”

“Be honest with me . . . do I stink?”

“Shut up you love me. Why else would you be here, taking care of me while I hurl into a toilet?”

“I’d kiss you if I didn’t just throw up”

“My temperature may be hot, but you’re hotter”

“Just . . . stay, please”

“Don’t worry, I’m not going anywhere”

“Welp, I’m dying. Time to draft the will!”

Leave requests for other oneliners / prompts!

[its-just-a-writers-thing]

Writing Prompt #98

"You know how I take my coffee, which flowers I like most and my favorite ice cream flavor. You let me choose the music in the car. You yell at me when I hurt myself and grip my shoulders to keep me grounded. You bring me breakfast in bed even tho you hate seeing crumbs on the sheets.

Of course I know you love me."

[cream-cheese-and-bagels]

imagine #186

Person A, the usually rowdy and mean one: ha! you’ll never beat us!

Person B, the small and cute one: YEAH FUCKHEAD

Person A: *visibly shaken* hey woah, you’re going a little bit overboard 

Person B: *grinning manically* EAT SHIT AND DIE

[deity-prompts]

Hi! Your prompt lists are very inspiring! Can I please have some prompts and one-liners for Person A carrying Person B bridal style? Even better if Person B is being a tsundere about it. Thanks!

Thank you! This

Carried Bridal Style Prompts

Prompts

B gets injured and stubbornly insists that they can still walk. Fed up with B, A scoops them into their arms to talk them somewhere to tend to their injuries. B insists for A to put them down but is secretly loving it because A is really comforting.

B fell asleep on a couch and A is carrying them back to bed.

B is extremely drunk. So drunk that they can’t even walk in a straight line. A carries them bridal style home, B flirting with them the whole time.

A picks up B as a passing dare and just refuses to put them down. Luckily A is very strong and B gets reluctantly used to it.

Oneliners

“If you complain one more time I will leave you on the street”

“You’re enjoying this” “I will kick your freaking ass”

“If you hate this so much, I can just put you down” “. . . well you carried me this far you might as well take me home”

“Do you like being carried?” “. . . I don’t hate it . . .”

“Put me down” “I’m not putting you down” “Put me down” “You’re enjoying it I know you are”

[promptsforthestrugglingauthor]

Writing Prompt #736

“Cuddle me. It’s cold.”

“Very romantic of you, demanding affection,” they teased.

“I don’t give a shit about romance, I’m cold. If you’re gonna make fun of me, go make me cocoa while you’re at it.”

[klonce666]

imagine your otp: this happened at my school

teacher: ok guys heres the work

kid, to his friend: please help me

friend: *sigh* youre lucky u have me

kid: i knOW right??? the only thing I know how to do on this paper is writing my name 

friend: you just spelled it wrong.

[marxandria]

Even if you're On/Off with the ship could we get some Arkos too?

ofc! whether i ship it or not, i was rlly rooting for them during the dance c’:

[bees-in-superhell]

Robyn to Winter after seeing her snap back at Jacques