Fear And Self-Loathing In Minneapolis

Blake

[crow--teeth]

my friend who is training to be a 911 operator just told me that they are having to restrain themself whenever responding to training calls from saying “that’s illegal people can’t do that” and I find that so fucking funny

[crow--teeth]

For context

[magic-the-girlbossing]

Marchesa d'Amati vs. Autumn Willow

Magic: The Girlbossing Round 1, Matchup 11

Who is the most girlboss?

Marchesa d'Amati

Autumn Willow

Voting ended onMar 31, 2023

[janicesopranos]

watched banshees of inisherin again

[rhythmmortis]

vexen for @rapidlychangingfandoms

[disasterbastard]

Pokémon Scarlet and Violet Spoilers With No Context

[disasterbastard]

Goncharov is the best Scorcese film by virtue of Scorcese not inserting himself in the film just so he can say the N word

[everythingfox]

Baby owl nap

[gayvampyr]

[featheredcritter]

when the humans actually think that you’re a normal dog and let you in the outpost without suspecting a thing

[southe-lands]

when Mac gets the flamethrower

[poetrylesbian]

watching house again

[narwhalsarefalling]

can axolotls survive in a gallon bucket of sprite

Yeah they can but you really shouldn't.

[parkayquarts]

[emiaj11]

[disasterbastard]

hello i am tumblr verified

[disasterbastard]

please understand that this means that im so important i promise

[disasterbastard]

hello i am tumblr verified

[exploitastic]

[testosteronetwink]

happy marx beam monday.

[testosteronetwink]

spraying my followers with my marx beam on this fine marx beam monday

[escuerzoresucitado]

[zangoonse]

You got the