all rats are rats

nico • they/he • main acc: @deliciously-urple

[cerastes]

I’m just posting this one raw because I never found a good chance to use it after so long

[dogpuppy]

[highdrainjah]

They're finally doing something about woke cereal

[making-friendos]

I had a dream last night that I invented a new character that was literally just a kiwi bird wearing jeans but everyone got really really excited when I posted it like “OH HELL YEAH IT’S THE PANTS BIRD”

To be fair. They were pretty cute.

[making-friendos]

Dreams can come true...

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[goon]

[gaytanic-panic]

[helldevilsfromsatanland-deactiv]

lets all get as sick as possible an then touch each others openings

[topgunvolleyballscene]

i would actually love some context here

[bloedgetuige]

having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent

[bloedgetuige]

EATING MY CHARGER

[vetchtibbles]

awesome to work as an extra in movies. let’s hire the guy that looks like a person that could be there

[seobot]

[milf--adjacent]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[after getting penn and teller themed vaginoplasty] she said she wants to suck my penn... how do I tell 'er?

[bold-baddie]

[omruc]

stupid boy. stupid boy. let’s get some shoes. let’s party.

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

would you rather walk in on your partner having sex with

5 christmas elves

1 santa

Voting ended onNov 20, 2024

[sanrio-stud]

[3000s]

when i was 18 i used to go to plant parenthood for my testosterone with my mom and the protesters outside would yell at me like i was there helping my mom get an abortion

[3000s]

imagining we both walk in but then my mom leaves alone

[squishsquishy]

>> matthewpaul304

[vampireslug]

mood

[slushyseals]

Seals can be fossorial and aborial. I guess.

[sighinastorm]

FLOP IN THE SLOP FRIDAY