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did u know u could just draw bad and nothing happens did u know that

And so the lion fell in love with the lamb…What a stupid lamb. What a sick, masochistic lion. TWILIGHT (2008), dir. by Catherine Hardwicke

gallusrostromegalus

Doves and Robins are masters of raising chicks in places you would not think a bird could, but in the opposite directions.

Robins are out there engineering a perfectly stable four-bedroom suburban home with an in ground pool on half an inch of exposed drainpipe, and doves will see a pothole in the middle of a busy parking lot and say "this is a good place for eggs :)"

"Are you… going to build a nest in the hole?" ask the robins

"A What?" The dove asks, laying her egg directly into a puddle at the bottom.

pidgeonprince

pond fishing is out now! it's a short & sweet retro style gameboy game that you can play in your browser on mobile and pc. for free!

a short and sweet gameboy style fishing game. A browser game made in HTML5

catch fish and learn about them! meet cute characters! pet your beetles!

disasterdumbass

Just played it all the way through!

It was a delightful experience ♡

pidgeonprince

pond fishing is out now! it's a short & sweet retro style gameboy game that you can play in your browser on mobile and pc. for free!

a short and sweet gameboy style fishing game. A browser game made in HTML5

catch fish and learn about them! meet cute characters! pet your beetles!

justcatposts

She's just trying to pay her student loans

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izhunny

somethingusefulfromflorida

villainessbian

wait THAT'S where it came from?

stjernfelt

This is from Gunshow Comics by KC Green, same guy that did the “this is fine”-dog comic.

tlirsgender

Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal

tlirsgender

A laptop is a living creature. It has weight to it. A laptop breathes and produces body heat. And it wants to die badly. Mobile phones are not sentient like that & that's why they don't experience mental illness. A phone problem is like "out of storage :(" or "charging port broke". Laptops will cough weakly as they fade in and out of consciousness

tlirsgender

You will hold a laptop in your arms and it's like "I can't feel my legs". And you tell it girl you never had any

teathattast

kosmogrl

how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever

ilynpilled

how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever

jurisffiction

hope is all we have

piosplayhouse

Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible

wolfcat-hybrid

OP which clinics have evil penises

OP please

OP we need to know

OP please

thesustainedworldatransverse

All the kids love the evil penis clinic. <3

lawoftheclaw-deactivated2025073

One day I woke up and everybody knew what a labubu was

grandparentcore

I will forever love simple, domestic things let’s bake together, go grocery shopping, drive around, just spend time together

julianplum

🐟🐟🌕🐟🐟🐟🐟 // swallowtail shiners // gouache on hot press paper

tilthat

TIL that the ancient Egyptian god Set tried to prove his dominance by having sex with Horus. However, Horus threw Set’s semen into a river, and spread his own on some lettuce (Set’s favourite food). After eating the lettuce, Horus used the fact that his semen was inside Set to become ruler of Egypt

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