Calamity Codie

Full of wrath and bent on harm. Not over Ianto Jones. Never over Mcshep. Statement Ends. And now, the weather...

[beardedmrbean]

This is good information to know.

I might need to culturally appropriate the Asian greeting just to see how it goes.

[emma-d-klutz]

[occtis-spotted]

Occtis Tachonis has been sighted at the Overlook Hotel Ballroom!

[klimtsonian]

My art for Critical Role’s Echoes of Exandria world tour!! Making this piece was an absolute dream, and I am so grateful to have gotten to work with such a fantastic team! 🐉💕

[disastrousalacrity]

STUNNING

[fishmechs]

[disastrousalacrity]

This is gorgeous

[occtis-spotted]

I think I saw Occtis at Mystery Flesh Pit National Park?

Occtis Tachonis was sighted at the Mystery Flesh Pit National Park gondola ride on July 3rd, 2007!

[metanarrates]

all women should be more hairy and sweaty and eat more food and laugh more loudly. my stance as a feminist and also my stance as a lesbian pervert

[disastrousalacrity]

I really think I need more lesbian perverts in my life

[godkissedme]

i think i deserve financial compensation for everything. all of it. i’m not even gonna specify

[probuccalfat]

these women did wonders for the “i’m single and i like it that way” community… i’m having a sexy ass life!

[unfuckablebogtroll]

[disastrousalacrity]

Words to live by

[000l]

[shrewreadings]

like to charge, reblog to cast.

[disastrousalacrity]

I’m not saying bioshock had an impact on me in my formative years, but the company chairman just started an email “would you kindly” and I just

[the-big-mood]

At Toba aquarium in Japan, after closing time, some clever little otter pups help their grandpa tidy up their toys. As a reward, he gives them ice cubes

[chryza]

literally in tears at this video....such good helpers......

[toomanyfandoms11]

[teathattast]

[anxietiefling]

little sorcerer boy in daddy issue drag why are you crying

[tojustforart]

Incredibly fast scribble but I had to

[real-kit-walker]

The cr4 of Pain and Torment™️

[disastrousalacrity]

3am here - I feel your pain

[megzilla87]

Two chibi Schemers done before last night's Tale Gate! Slowly making my way through the whole cast!

[pnglove]

Mate, you’ve got a chubby lizard on your dashboard