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ampervadasz

buddhabrot

goodbye i don’t need any thing else on the internet this is it

cutecornflakes

It’s OK. It’s OK. Let him have some first.

feline-fae

BLESS this doggo

filmgifs

Antonio Banderas and Carla Gugino in Spy Kids (2001) dir. Robert Rodriguez

ruinedchildhood

elliefriedrice

DEFINITELY DEAD. Look at this poor, definitely dead noodle!

sharktunnel

me

swellsharks

the lil tongue flopping out

zooophagous

“IM DEAD FUCK OFF”

lily-the-leopard

@larkalau

hapiaquarian

“I can’t go to school today, I’m sick”

teathattast

milqi

That cat is going to murder the man in the dark of night.

yeah-yeah-beebiss-1

alas, he will be unable to murder the man because the accordion noises that now accompany his every move make stealth impossible

catchymemes

anime-penis

i, and i can’t emphasize this enough, would literally die for merlin

basket

perfect!!!!!

theonlyhimeros

I love him

knifefightscene

female villains: when i was little i was taught that women only existed to serve, to be a wife we are considered weak, innocent, stupid creatures well not anymore if you see me as the monster of this story then i am the monster of this story

male villians: ugh my gf dumped me and called me a loser now i’m killing people to cope

fandomsandfeminism

Look, I dont know a lot about saints and Catholicism, but I know St. Agatha is always depicted with her breasts on a plate, and that’s sure something

fandomsandfeminism

Just a few more. This is a big trend.

royalturkeyz

Things I learned from the comments

She’s a patron saint of rape and abuse victims

She took a vow a chastity

A low born guy demanded her to be with him and she turned him down

For this she was imprisoned and tortured. This is how she lost her breasts (details not required)

She was repeatedly raped.

The Catholic Church regards her as a virgin for her peity despite the rape. (No matter your views on virginity this is a pretty interesting statement)

She was sentenced to death to burn at the stake but was saved by an earthquake

In her holiday people make titty cupcakes

I didn’t know she existed and now I think she’s a pretty rad woman. I would hesitate calling her a protofeminist as some often do with amazing women in history but she is pretty cool. Also she’s still very relevant today as women are still treated the way she was.

cephalophor

Saint Agatha! Today, february 5 it is her holy day and in a lot of places in europe it is the day most nightclubs will only allow women to enter since it is kind of a women only patron

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Literal female presenting nipples

ohhellorula

Bill Hader’s knife story is the funniest thing ever

psychictantrums

I’ve seen this 5,000 times and I still laugh every single time. This and his Dateline impressions are the funniest thing that has ever happened in the history of the world.

catchymemes

ruskiizek-deactivated20180227

это россия

captain-price-official

RAW SLAVIC POWER AND SEXUAL ENERGY

weloveshortvideos

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rynabuns

what on earth

edvardgrieg-official

please if you do anything useful in your life, don’t scroll past this

watch it

PLEASE

whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating

tchaikovsky is proud

tinker-tanner

In case anyone is baffled by this, there’s a Tchaikovsky piece in which there’s supposed to be a loud sound but he never specified what you should use to make that sound. People have done all kinds of weird shit depending on how they think the sound should, well, sound. Hitting a large piece of wood with a sledgehammer is a relatively conventional one.