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[discoheaven]

paul dano will play flowery in the deltarune movie

[discoheaven]

I am not joking in the slightest i do not remember making this post

[flipchild]

[videogame-fake-brands]

Doggies Magazine - Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines (2004)

[bonivers]

that one rihanna ig post with Mine’s Bigger Than Yours written in the background w the caption My dick AND my forehead! is like poetry to me

[bonivers]

it really speaks to me

[stateownedslut]

My stupid poser kidnapper wants to show me my missing person's poster but I don't think they do those any more and I kept saying this but they wouldn't listen until they wordlessly handed me a printout of a bbc article talking about it. They want to compose a ransom note with newspaper type but don't know how to buy newspapers as someone under 60 without looking suspicious. The other day I saw in the fridge a carton of oat milk with a home-printed photo of me obviously taken by them awkwardly glued to the side. I don't even get a basement. This is a one-bedroom flat.

[orcapologist]

It's Wet Beast Wednesday

[baristhyena-deactivated20230510]

cmon kid... we've gotta go save Wet Beast Wednesday.... TWO!

[mammalianmammals]

Long-tailed Weasel (Neogale frenata), family Mustelidae, northern Colorado, USA

photographs by Hilary Bralove

[humiliationvictim]

Minecraft caves are so dark bro…

[videolottery]

Hey so it’s come to my attention that this account is stealing my posts from like 2 years ago? Super odd behavior. Why are you trying to engagement farm on tumblr?

[humiliationvictim]

Not everyone can easily come up with ideas for things to post every day

[longshrimp]

then just don't??

[humiliationvictim]

you obviously dont have 100+ followers and need to keep them happy

[videolottery]

i didnt realize the situation you were in and i apologize for the callout

[humiliationvictim]

can youguys do me a favor and send a lot of hate mail to this user

[9375608084]

Blink and you'll miss it.

[mrsmp28]

flowers blooms in yo hearts🤤

[youtubethumbnails]

[lanaluvrfrv]

[albertnatural]

[aheathenconceivably]

thinking about when i mentioned tom and jerry by title alone to my 65 year old father and his only response was to laugh REALLY hard and say "him and that fucking mouse.." while staring into the distance. and then the conversation was over

[feelboss]

[historicalbookimages]

🐘 The ivory king;. New York, C. Scribner’s sons, 1886.. Original source Image description: Elephant illustration from historical archives

[chiarrara]

why was messi lowkey serving saddam hussein hiding spot