my mind is a safe

welcome to my highly inconsistent blog, i hope you enjoy your stay

[snoopingasusualisee]

just trying to do my bestpacito here

[memewhore]

[glnger-ale-official]

i put new yellow shoelaces on my boots to show people i am Cool. I walk to my work full of old lady cashiers. “I like your shoelaces.” one of them says to me. I see my life flash before my eyes as this ancient test is presented before me

[hey-im-anxiety-deactivated20190]

Op did you say it

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

did you say it op

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

[dankmemecentral1]

My dad is a kroger manager and sent me this (repost without personal info)

[fixingships]

[itschinyere-deactivated20200201]

[exceptionals]

im the one deliberately killing the conversation

[lotterywinnersonacid-deactivate]

Today a student emailed over a draft of his essay on 1984 and had clearly used a thesaurus on every single word, and how I know this is because the the party slogan ‘Big Brother is watching you’ had become ‘Enormous Sibling is viewing you’ and I lauged so hard I cried

[mousegard]

you: big brother

me, an intellectual: enormous sibling

[quotemadness]

“In the morning there is meaning, in the evening there is feeling.”

— Gertrude Stein

[unclefather]

[greglestrade]

Interesting that I’m crying

[lovelydeck]

Her shoe just right for her got dan feet

[corvus-nox]

when Don’t Stop Believing comes on and you sing along to every damn word and you pretend like, oh ya it’s bc I’m a total hipster and I listen to classic rock, when really you are just discarded glee garbage

[meanplastic]

I’m in tears but also bopping

[surprisebitch]

have you ever listened to something so horrible that you just had to continue listening even though it’s much healthier to just stop it cause that’s this

[thats-sowild-blog]

This is what they were training us for…

[witchjock-deactivated20221208]

How can I make it clear to other people riding public transportation that I’m the main character

[taurusqueer-deactivated20200607]

[triplefoul24-deactivated2022112]

Alexa, release my inhibitions

[turnipfritters]

Sending your pornhub search history to all contacts in your address book now.

[lokeanneophyte-deactivated20220]

FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN

[ciefable]

just so we’re all clear the beach boys would decimate the beatles in a fist fight through sheer Californian force of will