Where Kedchud Ourple

This is my blog. My followers are my secret family (sorry real family). She/They (maybe idk) Asks are off for now sorry!

[interstellarunderpants]

My commissions are open! If you have any questions, feel free to DM me!

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[sentimentalslut]

what people dont get about divorces is the Whole Thing About Dogs

[sentimentalslut]

i have written custody plans for labrador retrievers more complex than i have for children. i went to four years of undergrad, three years of law school, and sat for the bar exam to write up custody exchange provisions for dogs with hyphonated last names

[sentimentalslut]

my clients are paying $295 an hour for me to go to court and litigate who makes veterinary decisions for Chuckles the Goldfish and theres literally nothing i can do to stop them

[sentimentalslut]

framing these tags and hanging them up in my office to remind me that it can always be worse

[storm-of-feathers]

yeah yeah rainbow capitalism is bad and whatever but like. when I was a child, being pro gay was not the popular or lucrative choice. I'm happy that times have changed.

[storm-of-feathers]

I miss rainbow capitalism. I do. I miss when it felt like public opinion was still pro gay. I understand it was always an empty gesture, but it mattered in a sense of knowing how socially acceptable being queer is. If that makes sense.

[cybermanes-deactivated20251227]

Your man looks like he drops common loot when defeated

[thewritingrealm]

If you're reading this...

go write three sentences on your current writing project.

[ezzydean]

# my favourite part about this post # is that nowhere does it say to reblog this # but we’re all reblogging it # because if we have to suffer # so do other writers

[thefoundationproject]

Boop

[segamascott]

Hello

not reading all that

[gaytanic-panic]

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[blanq]

tumblr glitched and now there’s just a guy in the void

[daughter-of-prospero]

Wile E. Coyote, two milliseconds before he lights a match only to reveal he's surrounded by flammable traps he himself has set and the whole website explodes

[aggot]

weather so nice i've decided to free a hostage

[yellow-cat]

actually hate that the bodys response to anything is nausea. ate too much? nauseous. ate too little? nauseous. an imaginary threat got you scared? be nauseous. on your period? you guessed it. sawed into your hand and need to go to the emergency room? perhaps throwing up into your open wound will be of help

[marlynnofmany]

Somebody else ate food that's gone bad and decided to throw up about it? Oh boy, time to get in on that action!

[victusinveritas]

Please go learn how time works.

[auckie]

[hungwy]

[jaw8jaw]

Fireplace by Robert Winthrop Chanler at Gertrude Vanderbilt Whitney's studio in New York City, 1918.

[parkchanwoohoo]

Partner and I were playing scribbl.io with some friends and I got the prompt "minion" and I drew this

And everyone guessed it except my partner, and I kept adding more stuff to it, growing desperate as the timing ran out, and the whole time my partner was like "What is that. I've never fucking seen that. Is that some kind of cereal mascot" and I was getting sooo heated I was like starting to yell irl WHAT DO YOU MEEEAN WHAT IS THAT, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS, DON'T PLAY WITH M-- you're ragebaiting me right now, you MUST be.

I kept adding more shit to it until it eventually looked like:

And finally the timer ran out and the answer was revealed and my partner was like "Ohhh the height seemed a little off" and I swear to you my vision blacked out for a second

[parkchanwoohoo]

I love my partner more than anything but for the remaining like half hour we played every single time they guessed anything right I'd be like "OH? THE HEIGHT WAS CORRECT? WAS IT CORRECT THIS TIME?" and when they guessed wrong I'd be like "AH, I SEE THE HEIGHT WAS INCORRECT. THAT WAS THE PROBLEM. MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE FIXED THE HEIGHT" and they'd be like "You are SO angry"

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems