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who wants some simple one liner starters

i’m not feeling this muse today but i’ll try

“S-Swablu stop trying to clean my hair out I’ve got it myself-” Francis sighed at the bird with cottony wings- this stuff was sticky and he really didn’t want Swablu having to get her fluff cut out. Continuing to pick it out by hand as he sat out there- before he felt like he was being watched.

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Arthur had watched Francis and Swablu lightly picker with each other. Coming out of the shadows, Arthur rode on his Rapidash toward the duo. He chuckled before saying, “You know, Swablu might just want your hair for a nest. They do like soft things.” As if they needed to be any fluffier. But as a pokemon breeder, he knew all kinds of useless things.

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He frowned at that. “I can understand what she says- and I don’t think that’s part of it at all.” Sighing. “Bug Pokemon and their sticky webbing...”

#britonswillneverbeslaves #okay i'll just split the thread for fritz mun later #v: pokemon contests #what's arthur's team like

francis’s pokemon team

serperior- male. gay for milotic. vine whip, leaf storm, giga drain, leaf tornado.

lapras. female. water gun, perish song, confuse ray, ice beam.

milotic. male. gay for serperior. twister, captivate, aqua tail, water gun.

castform. female. powder snow, ember, blizzard, energy ball.

roserade. male. dazzling gleam, venom drench, weather ball, poison sting.

swablu. female. holds an everstone. moonblast, roost, dazzling gleam, dragon pulse.

#hc #au hc

“S-Swablu stop trying to clean my hair out I’ve got it myself-” Francis sighed at the bird with cottony wings- this stuff was sticky and he really didn’t want Swablu having to get her fluff cut out. Continuing to pick it out by hand as he sat out there- before he felt like he was being watched.

#open #v: pokemon contests

what are your main ships with France?

I have a lot of ships but i have a soft spot for GerFra, RusFra, and FrPan

#out of french

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"... And yet I can't find this place on the map." Francis muttered to himself in French, all too clearly lost. Before accidentally bumping into someone as he tried to snap himself out of his thoughts and focus on navigating. "Ah- forgive me." A thick accent to his English- he definitely wasn't even from America.

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“It’s no problem,” Carlos said lightly, reaching out automatically to steady the other person. Carlos thought he might’ve recognized the accent, but he couldn’t quite place it. “Can I help you? You seem a bit lost.”

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Nodding. “I can’t seem to find my way out of this town. Every time I try to leave something gets me turned around... It’s like something wants me ‘ere in this- very odd place. But I just want to get back to zhe airport.” Sighing. “But I’ve heard people here know of Alfred Jones’s true identity?”

#agentofnightvale #v: trapped in nightvale #that's right imma have him trapped in ightvale haha

It was a lovely morning, Francis was out and about scavenging for fruit in the forest- when he heard a scared voice speaking in some language he didn’t know. He rarely bothered with Humans but was afraid of this one getting in trouble- following the voice to find the brunette stumbling around. “Are you alright?” Soon realizing the other was blind, talking a bit more softly than normal so as to prevent from overwhelming him.

#iseemorethanyoueverwill #v: big footprints #at this rate i should just make a seperate blog for giant!francis hah

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Francis rarely ever took his chances sleeping so near Human civilization- but it was night and no one seemed to be around, and so he’d borrowed the local stable’s horse blankets and curled up into as tiny a ball as he could. There he was sleeping, but it wasn’t a restful sleep as he kept waking up from nightmares and then having trouble getting back to sleep.

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Feliciano had just returned from an errand with his father. As requested, he brought the horses to the stables while his father went back to their house, which happened to be nearby. It didn’t take long to notice the large sleeping figure. Being instinctively afraid of these creatures came as human second nature, a fact that sent a shiver down the boy’s spine. No doubt he was scared. He wanted to run, but the horses needed to be put away. He couldn’t just abandon them. Instead, he quietly and carefully, walked them into the stable, doing his best to do so without a sound. If the giant were to awake, well that wouldn’t end well.

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He still stirred anyway, having been almost asleep- but not quite. Looking around a moment, he soon spotted the movement- and decided it’d be a good idea to get up and quietly move further away, in case the little boy decided to try and get anyone’s attention. He really didn’t want to end up at the pointy end of a sword or spear- but it was in vain as he stepped on a dry branch and it snapped.

#cuoreartistico #v: big footprints

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17. Genie

Smoke bellowed from the lamp as Irina’s form appeared. “What is your wish, Master?”

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“Oh- So it actually was true this time.” Francis thinking things over. “I want some answers first, though. There’s lots of variations of zhese myths- is it the 3 wishes, or.”

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She nodded. “Three is correct.”

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“Alright- what about other restrictions. Is there anything I shouldn’t bother asking because it’s not possible?”

#ukranianartist #francis being kind enough to ask these questions i'm

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o…m…g…

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PROMOTES THE CUTE

#out of french

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17. Genie

Smoke bellowed from the lamp as Irina’s form appeared. “What is your wish, Master?”

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“Oh- So it actually was true this time.” Francis thinking things over. “I want some answers first, though. There’s lots of variations of zhese myths- is it the 3 wishes, or.”

#ukranianartist #laughs

Francis rarely ever took his chances sleeping so near Human civilization- but it was night and no one seemed to be around, and so he’d borrowed the local stable’s horse blankets and curled up into as tiny a ball as he could. There he was sleeping, but it wasn’t a restful sleep as he kept waking up from nightmares and then having trouble getting back to sleep.

#cuoreartistico #v: big footprints

If anyone else wants to mess around with my giant!Francis verse, be sure to compare our muse’s heights.

Giant!Francis is just an inch short of 18 ft- he’s small for his kind pfff

#hc #au hc

Francis had made the mistake of spending too long in the sun again, the giant sighing as he went to bathe- and every inch of his sunburned skin hurt when he went under the small waterfall. Deciding to just focus on washing his messy waves of hair for now- when he felt like he was being watched, and looked around cautiously.

#memarchito #v: big footprints