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What the Heck is a mushroom?Well let me tell you… its like a plant… but stop right there…Its not a plant… its nota planet and not an animal.. Its something else… Something fucked up that we havnt ever seen before… You can eat it on a steak but its not an animal or a plant… So what is a mushrom? Its a fungits

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[adamsmasher]

Sound on!!

[ryan-sometimes]

Bro… 11 THOUSAND YEARS???

[gamecubewizard]

theyre imprisoning him in a giant cursed crystal

[cannibalchicken]

[secretgarden]

[thatnordicguy]

[invisiblebard]

[pippindot]

ummm found it like this

[sippy-blue]

Mah…. help me… anywone… i can’t see… i need my bankie…..*tears well up in Sippy’s blank eyes.*

[spongebobhappy10]

Hi my name is spongebob squarepants

[sippy-blue]

Spogebob?? *Sippy sniffles* Dis better not be another prank… … I need help finding my bankie… i cant find it and i was born blind… can you help me?

[spongebobhappy10]

What are you doing in this abandoned water treatment plant

[unexpectedphilosophy]

New political party 🎉

[transpigeon]

STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:

transition

bdsm

iron supplements

[spirit-of-science]

sleep study

ADHD medication

DBT

[headedoutleft]

vitamin D

go outside for an hour and observe birds

eat a snack

[trackerkitsune]

drink water

[ineffable-writer]

Maybe do these in reverse order

[countess-of-edessa]

i think we should stop calling them baby names so people remember they’re not just naming a baby but also a future twenty seven year old with a resume

[starry-night-on-the-impala]

that's why bella called her kid resume right away

[jaubaius]

No way out

[bogleech]

idiot jail for ignorant beasts

[lochnutmonster]

Sisyphus

[chortlebot]

one must imagine sisyphus ouppy

[nbtual-moving]

having an online persona is kind of funny bc you post abt something like twice and suddenly that’s the only thing ur known for...u post about cheese a couple times and suddenly ur the cheese mutual

[i-am-cybersmith]

...you know what, OP? I think I truly do understand how that feels.

[beguilingcorpse]

[boycritter]

maybe i like my tech a little bit inconvenient

[ssoupcup]

Yeah so unfortunately, my friend was right. Muttering 'I'm gonna put on the greatest talent show this town has ever seen' darkly to myself is not only vastly funnier than saying I'm gonna kms, but is also somehow more concerning to anyone who might overhear it

[teaboot]

I JUST WATCHED THE FUCKING DARK KNIGHT OF GOTHAM WALK OUT THE AUTOMATIC SLIDING DOORS OF MY LOCAL GROCER WITH HIS CAPE BILLOWING MAJESTICALLY IN THE OVERDRAFT I FUCKING LOVE HALLOWEEN

[lesbianshepard]

 i recommend learning other alphabets if for no other reason than it’s very fun to see people replace latin alphabet letters with complete nonsense for Aesthetic

[lesbianshepard]

as julius caesar famously said: “vspph vphdph vphcph”

[wizardlyghost]

as brutus said, tase him again

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