I Love Being a Dirty Allogay™

Gay a-spec amab, agender/nb all pronouns are good Certified nice aphobe

[overmydeadbussy-deactivated2018]

lana delray asexual moodboard

[smegma-factory]

[spacestreakings]

communismkills asexual moodboard

[armenains-archive-deactivated20]

i really cannot wait to die

[the-memedaddy]

[pro-gay]

Me asking for customer’s IDs and rejecting service when I see their name on the aphobe block list

[communismkills]

you're pretty ugly

“Big thick diapers, Cute girls, Cute fem boys, pantsu hentai, crossdressing hentai“

Probably because I am definitely not up your alley.

[aly-semi-archived-deactivated20]

Hate to admit it but CK won this one.

[foulserpent]

“a no-sex bar sounds like a superb idea” do you think people just fuck in bars.  like you go into a bar theres just a fucking wild orgy happening on the tables and like one guy on the side drinking 

[pepperclemens]

Perhaps its meant in the asexual way, like, make friends or something?

[foulserpent]

go to a coffee shop??? join a club????? leave the house??????? 

[edgar-allen-pho-deactivated2018]

nah okay, fuck that you’ve clearly never experienced a night where you’re walking around a downtown core like “where is everybody????” and then get to a club and it is PACKED and you realize this is it. this is where everyone goes, this is where everybody is.

and you walk around and get a drink and realize All of the people are here to have sex. you can see it in their eyes. they are there to have sex, or there because their friends are having sex, or because they want to look like they’re someone who has sex. everyone is at the club, and everyone is there for sex, and if you’re not about that you have a lot of work to do if you’re going to be part of any social group.

then again people on this site are absolutely in love with interpreting everything with the express purpose of mocking it, so yeah get your bits in.

[niggagenos]

we need asexual grocery stores too last week i went to walmart and a lady was putting a king size snickers bar up her pussy

[feministatheist-deactivated2018]

Radfems: Women are more than just vaginas! Stop reducing us to our sexual organs!

Trans woman: Hi

Radfems: Wait no

Radfems: We need to abolish gender!

Nonbinary person: Hello

Radfems: No not like that

Radfems: Women should be able to do whatever they want!

Bisexual woman: I have a boyfriend.

Radfems: Hold up

Radfems: We should be able to do whatever we wish with our bodies!

Sex worker: Hey

Radfems: What no

Radfems: We don’t need to please men! It’s okay not to like sex!

Asexual people: Hi

Radfems: Yeah no not like that

I’m confused guys. What is it that they want?

[no-rx]

@ all my vampire friends who worry they aren’t “real vampires”: you are vlad

[stimcourseisanevilbastard]

This sounds suspiciously aphobic or possibly terfy

[bipeoplearentyourpawns]

are you aware that you are responsible for the funniest post on this site

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

post: shoutout to gay people in love

someone in the replies, inevitably: ummm actually ALL pda makes me uncomfortable?? i’m pda repulsed?? like i didn’t add anything useful to this post but i just want everyone know i’m NOT comfortable seeing gay people kiss,

[ace-lives-matter]

This sounds suspiciously aphobic and aimed at aces expressing distaste at allos slobbering all over each other but okay, you do you

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

are you fucking joking

[pocketfox]

When people ask me to describe Tumblr I’ll just show them this post.

[lesleygorgasm]

dandymeowth deleting the aphobe list is millenial’s burning of the alexandria library

[cremia-deactivated20210626]

me going up to a group of frat boys

you cishet aromantic heterosexual men are valid. youre beautiful.

[jesperfahey]

when you’re not on a stranger’s follow forever 

[portraitofadumbassonfire]

Me not seeing my name on the aphobe list

[sexualitypositivity]

Parasexual: being asexual (NOT having sexual attraction) and having sex SOLELY for the purpose of reproduction

[jillsteinfuneralcity]

catholic pride flag

[tomhenks]

[kesus-deactivated20180911]

While you were busy having sex I studied the aphobe block list

[yeehawlw]

i’m in me mums car girl is a lesbian so that vine is gay culture now

[yeehawlw]

[plasticcflower]

LEGEND

[procrastinating-writer-rambles]

I cAN’T BELIEVE i used to think I was a straight girl

[golgothasterrorizing-deactivate]

true wlw and trans boy solidarity

[pochowek]