fresh hell

crow ★ they/she ★ 25 ★ uk ★ est. 2014 ★ new blog

[ohrsoh]

[amazoogle]

love when Windows is like "this plaintext log file has no file extension. would you like to open it with uhhh... lets see.. Titanfall 2?" like yes. duh. obviously

[mudstickbandit]

if kirby had access to the internet he would go on google images and look at pictures of fruit

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

kirby and yoshi would send each other emails with cool pictures of fruit attached

[brainstatic]

Tired of your baby girl being seen as a genderless imp? Afraid strangers might not recognize your sexless proto-human as the soft femme heartbreaker she is? Well now you can glue some shit on her head! That’s right, just glue some gender conformity right onto her unclosed fontanelle! Say goodbye to awkwardly explaining that no, despite her bald head, your androgynous poop machine is actually a demure coquette! Glue your fucking baby today!

[mapsontheweb]

Range of the coconut crab

[dotraz]

Empire

[andthenrealitycrashesthrough]

[henryclervals]

‪happy christmas to my favourite story of all time‬

[judgejudyofficial]

the original Thot 😌

[brianeno]

[discrovv]

I love him I love him

[antlershade]

[ijaazat]

everything is so so significant to me how am i supposed to live

[secondbeatsongs]

my friends talk about furry babes and anime waifus for days on end, but if I say “Jack Black radiates sex appeal”, suddenly I’m the weird one?

[saint-batrick]

jack black exudes raw sex appeal on a level i feel might kill me if i was within five feet of him.

[orthogonal-to-the-binary]

[tacosaysroar]

[adonischildsupportcase]

[fashionablyfyrdraaca]

The town of Parm | Grandia

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[chibikittens]

That’s the most “meow” meow I’ve ever heard

[takineko]

SHE’S SO MAD THAT WATER IS WET

[senatortedcruz]

You’re a mean one mr grinch isn’t even a Christmas song. Doesn’t even mention Christmas once. Just a dude dragging the hell out of the grinch for 3 minutes. Could be played on the radio year round.

[avitha]

It’s been too long since I posted Swan Princess

[gryffon]