[disfiguredgoat]

I received the Glow VoxBox recently from Influenster, and I’ve been loving it! The box contained some flash tattoos, a few samples of African Black Soap products from SheaMoisture, a leave in conditioner from Not Your Mother’s, and a beautiful green nail polish from Sinful Colors’ spring collection.

[msnichxxx]

Make her pussy wet not her eyes.

[yaramcokderinden]

Make his dick hard not his life

[drinoo]

Break her bed not her heart

[shindysbaby]

play with her boobs not her feelings

[naastygyal]

Get on his dick not his nerves.

[allurice-deactivated20170412]

always salt your pasta while boiling it 

[susemoji]

boom clap the sound of my ass

[disfiguredgoat]

being home alone

me: *listens to music without headphones*

me: this is wild

[jusky]

[spookypocky]

[zellah7]

bye i love this

[landunderthewave]

Man: Siri, what is 1 trillion to the tenth power? Siri: Calculation. The answer is one zero zero zero zero zero [continuing] Man: *starts beatboxing to the rhythm. Woman 1: *joins in* Woman 2: *starts singing to the rhythm*

[queeringfeministreality]

WHAT. THIS IS THE QUALITY CONTENT IM HERE FOR.

[disfiguredgoat]

me @ me: im literally begging u to get ur shit together right now

[lieutenantbutts]

So I met my 6, 8 and 9 year old cousins for the first time today and one of them asked me if I’m a girl or a boy and I told him both. The whole night they alternated between male and female pronouns and the only question they asked me was: “wait, if you’re a boy AND a girl, what color is your bike?” Kids are five hundred times more accepting than adults and it’s kinda sad.

[tocif]

so what color was your bike?

[sadtit-deactivated20160618]

do nipples grow back

…….my condolences

[nickxdee-deactivated20181221]

current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across my queen size bed

[vvhack]

[lovingechoes]

Gotta do it

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash

[travellertalks]

^

[done]

[cherryclit]

not to be dramatic or anything but i need affection or im gonna die

[quickweaves]

[plasticroyal]

i literally want to die

[quelcauchemar-deactivated201601]

STO

[alexander]

I wasn’t prepared

[fuks]

Click clack, blassem

[nyctosaurid]

vampires always like “i could kill you if I wanted” like? yeah? so could another human being. so could a dog. so could a dedicated duck. you arent special