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me, my boyfriend and his evil ass dog that wants me dead.
i’m rereading tftgs for the first time in three (3) months i somehow forgot how good it is
Trans women are the same gender as cis women.
The amount of "allies" that get upset at that statement of fact is criminal.
Why is there a diarrhea parasite outbreak in America?
Because Donald Trump and his Republican allies cut funding to disease prevention and control.
Why is measles back in America?
Because Donald Trump and his Republican allies, including RFK Jr, cut vaccine and measles prevention funding and programs.
Why is the New World Screwworm infecting cattle in Texas, when it had previously been eliminated from the area?
Because Donald Trump and his Republican allies, including Elon Musk, cut USAID funding, which in part worked to monitor and prevent screwworm outbreaks.
Why was there a flu outbreak in our armed forces?
Because Donald Trump and his Republican allies, including Pete Hegseth, cut vaccination requirements for our armed forces, putting all of them at risk alongside our military readiness.
What contributed to the Covid outbreak?
Donald Trump and his Republican allies cut funding to a pandemic prevention program in his first term because Barack Obama had created it.
“America first” sends its regards. Trump voters, please learn your lesson. And if you don’t, it’ll be taught to you again with yet another diarrhea outbreak.
Please give credit to Matthew Cortland, the disabled lawyer and activist whose work is reflected in that last screenshot. They work hard on documenting what Trump and his cronies have been doing & they deserve credit.
Twins at the carousel animation meme bc hell yeah
Wifes🫀🏮
one of my favorite things jack townsend does is jump to conclusions and not tell the reader. “tdg killed the mathmetists” “karen isn’t real” my sister in christ how and when did you start thinking that
love this classic excerpt because it's funny, it's not impractical for whipping up some Jerry lines, and most of all it's plain charming coming from Jack, whose own quips are often just drier nonsense
Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled
art is not my strong suit but this is my best recreation of what i saw when i opened the window. i have to emphasize that she was supermodel levels of gorgeous
Yoh Bingge must have a miserable life after his encounter with ShenYuan and Bingmei
Look at our emperor bro, we’re so screwed
Amazing that we call him the cookie clicker guy and not the "this website's hate mail game is insane" guy because one of those things had a much bigger impact on Tumblr culture than the other
#I think it's nice that the thing he'a known for is something he's put a lot of work into and was passionate about#as opposed to some funny posts he made in a few minutes#would you rather be known as large for your funny posts or your books if given the choice?
I'm already known for my funny posts and not my books. People express surprise that I'm a writer constantly.
#wait what#Derin I didn't know you were funny
I think abt this tiktok all the time
Diversity hire bryson ur absolutely slaying