just some random from ny

been here forever trying to escape boredom

[tomboiny1]

It's that time on the east coast.

Where is bed?

@wiremotherofficial

[wiremotherofficial-deactivated2]

happy where is bed wfriday

[tomboiny1]

NEW TUMBLR HOLIDAY HAS DROPPED!!

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

[tomboiny1]

Sounds like the Simon Pegg adaptation

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

[tomboiny1]

Sounds like the Simon Pegg adaptation

[weantuniverse]

(via (1) Facebook)

[sr-roto]

[veritas7007]

[tomboiny1]

Time for more 20 minute phone calls

[fire-is-her-water]

My doggo, Ezri, who rarely barks and mostly borks.

When I got her, she’d been abused and would cower and pee at almost everything, and had been mistreated when she’d barked, so she never would. One day months after I had her she got excited on a walk and borked at a bird, and then immediately cower-peed. I had to re-teach her to bark by gathering her whole human pack and having everyone bark and howl and feed her treats and pet her till she got excited enough to join in, and then got more treats. Took a while but I was able to teach her to bork on command (and she’s gotta be excited or she just stares at me like “Sorry, the bork system needs charging”) and she’ll do it happily when she’s excited to go for a walk or upon seeing a friend, and at birds. I love her croaky borking, especially when she started off terrified of making a joyful noise.

[merak-zoran]

[corvigae]

What kind of dog is Ezri? I love her!!

[fire-is-her-water]

I… did not expect this post to blow up this much but I am delighted at all the tags and replies and Ezri has been told the internet thinks she’s a Very Good Dog. :D

She’s a German spitz - in the same family as keeshonds and pomeranians. She might be crossed with something else as her freckled coat, non-pointy nose, and personality are not standard for her breed (they’re usually a lot more high energy and excitable - she’s super laid back and chill). She’s a bit less fluffy than breed-standard too, mostly because she’s grown out from her spring/summer trim (not usually necessary/good for her type of coat but she gets terribly itchy otherwise). It also makes her look like a puppy of a large breed:

Ezri’s best friend is Murder Cat, who is a gentle friend to humans and Ezri, but does things to mice that would make Hannibal Lecter go “Isn’t that a bit much?”

I got Murder Cat as a kitten, and she used to try to nurse on everything when she was small. Eventually, she settled on her favourite thing to nurse on, Ezri, who has never had puppies and a little confused at first but eventually went with it. She grew out of it, but they have stayed snuggly buddies ever since.

New Years here is full of fireworks outside and Ezri gets Vry Scared. I usually set her up somewhere with a snuggly spot right by me, and Murder Cat comes and does this all night: 

She goes everywhere with me in my bakfiets (cargo bike) and lets me warm my hands in her fur on cold days.

And her ears disappear if I say her name to get her attention.

ok so great thanks for coming to my TED talk about my dog, good night, drive safe

[hedwig-dordt]

Wat een snuitje!

[girlnextvore]

When you see a Prep in hottopic

[girlnextvore]

“This Prep is ready for war bring it you emo fuck”

[girlnextvore]

why are people reblogging this again

this post is like 11 years old

WHY AREYALL DOING THIS

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

We’re all having a midlife crisis leave us be

[girlnextvore]

hey

fuck you LOL

[pawgliacci]

Why is it hazy and foggy someone turn that shit off

[pawgliacci]

@disgruntledseagull @cir-c hey can you guys come get your smoke I’m over it

[disgruntledseagull]

I am a seabird

[pawgliacci]

Flap your wings for daddy and remove this smoke.

Now

[disgruntledseagull]

I am a small to medium sized seabird!

[pawgliacci]

START FLAPPING BOY

[disgruntledseagull]

It's not working and now I have mung dis-ease thanks a lot

[tomboiny1]

Pick your cloaeca up, call on your feathered friends and get back on the job assigned to you by @pawgliacci

[tomboiny1]

@knuckle-actual pull up, I have sirloin

[1americanconservative]

[tomboiny1]

As a boss, I couldn't even get mad. Genius

[jethroq]

[stroebe2]

The Prevent Forest Fire sign in Manning Park, BC in the 1950s

[tomboiny1]

@knuckle-actual they hung your boy

[sandmandaddy69]

[tomboiny1]

NO[OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Us Americans are going to experience famine and waste away to nothing

[heidelbro]

Strong stoic husbands of mean little wives

[tomboiny1]

Did she hurt you? Give us the hand signal if she did

[souf-v-staff-rematch]

Front right burner supremacists are sheeple of the sheepiest order. Back right burner supremacists are the real ensouled people.

[tomboiny1]

What about us left front gang???

[graceofgosh]

🌱 EXTREMELY ROBUST SCALLIONS 🌱

do NOT scroll past the scallions. these are extremely robust. i did not seek them out, they were placed before me.

the produce misters had just run. the bundles were tight. the whites were WHITE. good fortunes await.

🧅 repost within 24 hours: robust scallions

🧅 repost within 1 hour: robust scallions + minor windfall

🧅 do not repost: limp scallions. flaccid stalk. the celery will look at you and it will know.

a man in Fresno scrolled past. his scallions went to seed the same evening. his dog stopped making eye contact.

a woman reposted immediately. she found $40 in a coat. her scallions have not wilted since March.

I AM NOT SAYING IT’S THE SCALLIONS. I’m saying look at them. good fortunes await. 🌱