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The evolution of Halloween costumes for girls…
this is really important
This is why I get upset about the sexy costumes at Halloween. Not because you don’t have the right to be sexy—you absolutely, absolutely do. But because while you might be able to find costume #3 in a tween size in each of these rows, I can guarantee that in almost all cases, you will not find costume #2 in a teen or adult size.
Babies/toddlers get to be cute. Kids/tweens get to be fun and spooky and still have modesty, if they want it. Teens who aren’t on the small end are already getting the sexy, even if they really just want fun, spooky, and a skirt that goes below mid-thigh. And adults? LOL nope it’s sexy or nothing.
Everyone who is of an age to want sexy should be allowed to have sexy. But “not sexy” should always be on the table as well, because sometimes you just want to be warm and cozy and filling a pillowcase with strangercandy.
Very relevant to this blog.
Don’t forget the third one from the bottom is literally fetishizing a child.
Dorothy is ten years old. The only reason she’s slightly older in the movie is because a contract with Shirley Temple fell through. Even so, she should be read there as about 13 years old.
the teens costumes and some of the tweens costumes are so creepys and yucky
like ewww that is a child what the fuck are you doing making them costumes that are so fucking sexulized
stop it
let children being child for fuck’s sake
This is why I started wearing men’s costumes.
STAR TREK IS HERE
I looked it up out of excitement; it’s called “ili”, and it was created by a Japanese company called Logbar.
It costs $249. It supports English, Spanish, Japanese, and Mandarin (for now). It comes with one language, but new languages can be added with updates.
General sales will begin this November, but you can join their waitlist/ learn more information here on their website: https://iamili.com/
Here’s their FAQ page: https://support.iamili.com/hc/en-us
And here are more videos from their website:
The reasoning behind ili’s one-way functionality:
An extended version of the video above posted by OP:
And User Reviews:
And you can go here for more updates!: https://updates.iamili.com/
Thank you for actually LINKING TO THE ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTEAD OF USING SOMEONE ELSE’S IDEAS TO PROMOTE YOUR UNRELATED SITE 😡
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Shoutout to all the people who grew up dreaming big only to have chronic illness take your dreams away
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“You’re so lucky you get to stay home all day!” Yes Karen being bed bound and unable to do a thing for myself is so much fun I feel so blessed
I’m in my mid-twenties, and honestly get so much hate over being childfree that I’ve started telling people I have an adopted daughter when they ask about my kids. I just conveniently leave out the fact that my adopted daughter is, in fact, a 40-pound sheep, one of roughly two dozen that live in my back yard.
It isn’t even a lie, I raised that lamb on a bottle from the day she was born, as far as she’s concerned I’m her mom. And as long as I’m vague enough, the problems of dealing with sheep sound totally believable as human toddler parenting problems. “Oh yeah, my daughter’s two, she always puts everything in her mouth.” “Ugh, my daughter is always climbing on stuff, I swear she’s part mountain goat!”
I live for seeing how long I can keep it up before someone asks to see a picture of my little darling. “Sure!” I say, “Here she is! Isn’t she adorable?” then relish the horrified confusion when they see this tiny little brown sheep like:
It’s the best thing. It’s my favorite thing I’ve ever done, next to raising sheep in the first place.
Cop Caught Celebrating White Supremacist Rampage
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FYI: Ben Shapiro is a bigot.
Created by Finnish artist JP Ahonen, the Belzebubs comic strip features an adorable metal-loving family and all of their dark adventures together. From having a little baby to having lunch with grandma - the strip features normal everyday things a family would do, but in a strangely adorable black metal way.
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From @twilight_foster_kittens: “Cheshire Cat climbed onto the top of the mini scratching post and is feeling kingly.☺️He’s becoming more bold and adventurous as he grows. And that wild curly fur is so endearing!💕” #catsofinstagram [source: http://ift.tt/2tBOgau ]
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