LB the Magnificent

[json-derulo]

i'm sorry i didn't respond to your DM for 23 days. the number on the notification icon got really big and i began having irrational anxious thoughts such as "what if people are in there trying to contact me"

[amazoogle]

the enemy drank water today. did you?

[ewoly5]

i drank water three days ago. im several steps ahead of the enemy. this is what it takes to win

[memewhore]

[bigassbowlingballhead]

you can make most fandom drama disappear with this one cool trick

[bigassbowlingballhead]

GET THE FUCK OFF TWITTER

[tuxankhamun]

Ma'am, we're sorry to have to tell you this, but your husband had an accident at the Pianos, Anvils, and Comically Large Panes of Glass Incorporated factory...

[sunb1eeder]

he was hit by a car in the parking lot

[mothermara]

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

[asmrgaret]

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

[asmrgaret]

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

[mxmuffin]

I love this gif. Me when I need my stool

[lakevida]

defunctland episode released immediately upon your death chronicling all failed career paths and relationships and somehow michael eisner is still at fault

[electricpurrs]

i love this character so much. id love to see them at the lowest point of their life

[stupiddykehag-deactivated202607]

How it feels complaining at you guys

[blanq]

tumblr glitched and now there’s just a guy in the void

[daughter-of-prospero]

Wile E. Coyote, two milliseconds before he lights a match only to reveal he's surrounded by flammable traps he himself has set and the whole website explodes

[scarybrained]

[WITNESS LOG: Sketching Over Yonder 2xx4] "Everyone says they're scared of aliens, and for what? I love those guys! Real sweethearts! Much better than humans! Hey- Maybe what our earth needs is MORE aliens! Wander Over Yonder was NOT enough, I need MORE! MORE!!! My chest is bursting with excitement!"

[hanna-barbera-land]

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A bit late, but here's Craig McCracken's memorial to Tom Kane, who died yesterday at 64.

[tragicwaif]

People are always writing fanfiction about how it’s abusive for tom to hit jerry with the big mallet and jerey has mallet PTSD and gets a restraining order out on tom and starts going to a domestic violence survivors support group. stuff like this. Sometimes I like it but sometimes it irks me.

[hortensius-deactivated20240909]

the novelty of having pets really does never wear off i’ve had my cat for ten years and i still look at him strolling around like can you believe this. a cat. is everyone seeing this. he’s alive he has bones and all. unbelievable

[liittlecreatures1985]

out and about and my phone is at 15% battery: better not use it so it doesn’t die on me

5 minutes later: googling average gas mileage in 1950