that bish

love disney hates cops, 23, hate how disney capitalizes on my love for their films but thats capitalism baby

[bob-belcher]

Barbie (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

[we-artemis-atenea]

The Breakfast Club (1985) dir. John Hughes

Redondilla III (1689). Sor Juana Inés de la Cruz 

[animations-daily]

Pooh's Heffalump Halloween Movie (2005) dir. Elliot M. Bour and Saul Andrew Blinkoff

[parasitoidism]

being a fan of something with like 30 total fans on tumblr is funny bc you get like 12 notes on a post and you're like wow the gang's all here

[catchymemes]

[lousydrawingsforgoodpeople]

[technofeudalism]

[radiofreederry]

???

[anosmic-sheep]

But can a cis guy do THIS?

*drops pants. My dick just fucking flops onto the floor and bounces away*

[snakelung]

once in high school i was walking down the hall at a brisk pace wearing dress pants and boxers and my (home made!! with nylon stockings + condoms + gak) packer just fell out of my leg and rolled down the hall a little ways and thankfully the only other person in that hall at that time was mr. hayes, the weird stoner english/philosophy teacher who rode his bike around the halls sometimes, and he literally just looked at me and said “i HATE when it does that” and walked away

[sandmandaddy69]

[neuroxin]

country boys make do

[loverofmirage-deactivated202409]

Reblog if you want to choke on the devil's cob

[hymnsofheresy]

it is really wild that people are incapable of seeing children as being able to make autonomous informed decisions

[hymnsofheresy]

for a while my family thought my sibling might be a trans girl, because they didn’t want their voice to become masculine with puberty.  my mother reached out and spoke with a someone associated with a gender pediatric clinic, who basically guided my mother about having a discussion with my sibling. my folks sat down with my sibling and asked a series of questions that were given by the gender clinic. it turns out my sibling simply didn’t want to leave the Soprano Alto choir, because they felt uncomfortable being amongst the boy’s choir. my sibling does not feel like a boy, but doesn’t actually have body or gender dysphoria. my parents found a co-ed choir for them, and they are now an extremely accomplished tenor. my sibling now considers themself as simply “androgynous.” my folks are incredibly supportive on my sibling’s choices to dress in feminine fashion as well as their opera studies.

this idea that pediatric gender clinics are here to maliciously convince children to become trans, and force them into trans affirming surgery or hormones, is ridiculous. it is also ridiculous to claim that they are trying to force labels on gender non conforming children. they are there to provide resources for gnc children and trans children, as well as parents who might be confused by what it means to be LGBT+

[hymnsofheresy]

kids deserve respect and human rights. talk to them. listen to them. work with them.

[only-tiktoks]

[theinevitablesense]

[more-notes-than-you-deactivated]

wild animals don’t have “mutuals.” you know what they have? predators and prey. and to me, the blue site is nothing but the serengeti on a hot afternoon

[bugcore-moved-deactivated201902]

[cascadiarch]

The unforgiving serengeti claims another individualist.

[anotherevencoolerdad]

pick one you bald genderless idiot

[anarchafemme]

[thedankmemes]

[probablyasocialecologist]

annalaura_art

[thedankmemes]

[gayforcarstairsgirls]

"came back wrong" but it's food that you heated up in the microwave

[abalidoth]

OK SO

For anyone who hasn't heard my Microwave Rant:

Microwaves are designed to be used at a broad range of power levels. If you're getting bad results reheating your food, and you're doing everything on full blast, try a lower power setting! 50% power for twice the time, just give it a shot. It gives the heat time to spread evenly, and prevents overcooking of parts that are exposed to more radiation.

People complain about reheated pizza a lot -- that's bc overheating the crust makes it tough and chewy. I usually do pizza on 30% power for THREE times as long because it's especially vulnerable -- and my crust always comes out nice and tender.

I think there's a good metaphor for Came Back Wrong here too: if you actually take the time to do your necromantic ritual and/or unholy experiment right, and don't rush it at 100% power, you're likely to get better results.

[duraraross]

Any advice for french fries?