°â.àšà§àż: WHAT IF THIS IS THE BEST VERSION OF ME? ... a collection of roleplay sentence starters ✠â°â°Âč ⟠based on girlhood, coming-of-age, complicated relationship with parents, mundanity, freedom. genre: slice of life, coming of age, family, hurt and comfort.
Yeah. I'm Spider-Man of the dumpster.
God, all this stuff is worn out!
Damn it. We need some more.
I'm gonna kill you first if you don't shut up. Let's go.
You said you didn't have any money.
What are you doing today? Wanna go to [place name]?
What kind of dumbass are you?
We go door-to-door. We sell things door-to-door, being friendly.
You can't just give me a job like that.
What the fuck's wrong with my pants?
You kinda look more like a gangster to me. Except for the sparkly phone.
We do more than work, you know. We party.
I'm so hungry I could eat a cow.
Come on, now. It's just a dance. Come on.
Did you come all the way here to tell me that?
I'm just gonna go to the bathroom, all right?
Hey, you decided to come, yeah?
Can you stop fucking around and help me?
What's your name? How old are you? Where's that accent from?
A real American honey like me.
Business is tough. I only take hard workers.
You got anyone who's gonna miss you?
Hey, what's up? Are you new?
Hey, you gotta learn to leave the new one alone!
Stop looking so damn nervous. Come on. We're gonna have fun.
A whole bunch of cigarettes, that's what.
People actually buy those anymore?
What happened to the music? Who has DJ control?
If you're friends with [him/her/them], they will make sure that you are fine.
I don't even know what to say about that person but they are obsessed with Darth Vader.
Hey, can we stop? I need to pee.
Are we able to get us something to drink?
No, but, shit, people love that patriotic shit. Sells good.
I never seen so many tall things in my life.
Holy shit. Look at those fucking buildings.
Is this where we're staying?
There's kids right there, watch your mouth.
Who the fuck are you talking to?
I got your stickers, so you can decorate it however you want.
It's just [he/she/they] doesn't know you, you know. You're new.
You just gotta prove to me your real name is [name].
It was my mom's idea. She said we're all made from stars. From Death Stars.
Fucking McDonald's poisonous shit.
I'm gonna let it slide this time because it's your first day.
Damn straight. This isn't no fucking charity.
[He/She/They] got me Princess Leia stickers when I first got here.
These people are loaded and it shouldn't be hard.
Whoever makes the least amount of money has to fight each other. Like fight club.
What the hell is fight club?
It's a game, but technically it's not a game. It's like a tradition.
When you're on the road most of your life, you need something to get some shit out.
We all have our little thing, you know.
Do you know what Darth Vader looks like inside his suit? He's a skeleton. Just like the rest of us.
Damn, look at that house down there.
Wanna see something crazy?
I don't trust many people, you know?
That's a bunch of shit, all that. You shouldn't listen to that.
You gotta read & figure them out, what kind of person that person wants in their life. You gotta be that person, you know?
I'm gonna figure out what that something is and I'm gonna work that.
You're my good-luck charm. Here we go.
Do you know what kind of material it is? [Boy/Girlfriend] material.
You're a long way from home.
I'm also selling myself, you know, belief in my future.
Hey, hey! Hey! What the fuck was that?
You don't know that. What if it is true?
I'm gonna throw this shit in the fucking river right now.
What, are you religious or something?
We're gonna put on something I like for a change.
So, tell me, what was it that you don't agree with that [name] does?
I don't get what you want. You wanna make money or you don't?
Hey, do you think I can borrow your phone real quick?
Are you just gonna play the silent treatment the whole time?
I can do this shit by myself. I don't need you.
Well, it's supposed to bring you love and luck.
What was that? Was that your dog?
You're kind of a crazy one, aren't you?
How the fuck you don't know? Move.
I'm gonna fucking tell the world. I feel like I'm fucking America!
My dad taught me that I should do wolf noise in case I ever got lost or got into shit.
Can we not argue? Can you just give it to me?
You don't have to give me attitude!
Don't fight me right now. And this relationship thing with me and you? It's not happening, you know.
Love is bad for business. So, yeah.
I'm watching you, and you're starting to get on my nerves.
This place sucks, man. Like middle of nowhere.
Hey, can I ask you something?
How about you? What's your dream?
No one's ever asked me that before.
Tell me a little bit about the date, how it went and what's going on.
Everybody looks rich as fuck around here.
I'll be able to look at the stars tonight.
We got a kitchen! We can have home-cooked meals!
You always give presents away? You don't keep 'em?
Do you have any dreams? Like future dreams?
How is this your dream, though?
Well, these are not the dream, but it does buys the dream..
I just wanna get, like, my own spot somewhere in the woods and just stay small, you know...
Hey, why are you dressed like that?
A kiss? Already? Damn. Nah.
You're not gonna find many good guys here. Be careful.
I didn't say I was looking for men. I like girls.
What kind of bullshit is that?
Can I ask you to do me a favor?
What the fuck are you doing?
I just thought maybe we could leave together.
No, I don't wanna live in there. It's stupid.
You deal with this shit, 'cause I can't.
I've been trying to think if I should keep you or not.
Uh, what about your dad? Where is he at?
Can I sing you the rest of the song?
Let's go, let's go! We don't need 'em!